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The worst time a year according to men. They are not allowed to “Jack off”
Boy-“Ugh, it’s No Nut November”
Girl-“What’s that?”
Boy-“You wouldn’t get it”
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A guy who lurks around Canada looking for things to photograph
Hey Sofa, is that Fuzzy Nuts behind you, look he has a camera.
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nut freeze is when ure nuts freeze to the porch cuz ure naked in the wintertime like a dumbass.
OOH! are ure nuts frozen to the porch?
(wine from dog)
Okay i'll get a spatula.
(louder wine from dog)
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When a man cums in someone's anus
I had to take a dump to get rid of the butt-nut.
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A total dipshit,a moron,a dumb ass
Ken is still a Chisel Nut after all these years.
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when someone ejaculate in a vagina and she spits it back out; when a female ejaculates natural juices; spoken in thoughts of future mate, mostly males
She laid a fat cooch nut on my tongue, He introduced me to one fine ass cooch nut
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an ancient foodstuff invented by aborigines. they would gather a variety of nuts from the forest and cook them in a light pastry. the sort of thing Ray Mears might enjoy making. in some cases the aborigines would roll the nuts up in a leaf and light it, thus creating a nut cigar.
Ray Mears: "what are you doing there?"
Aborigine 1: "gathering nuts for a nut pie."
RM to camera: "he says he's gathering nuts, for a nut pie."
Aborigine 2: "sod off, Ray."
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