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So you know durning election time telemarketers will call ya phone askin if they can put 27 signs in ur yard with the electors names an shit???... Yeah... Well next time you get one of those calls you better blow that telemarketers effin mind and say HELL YEAH U CAN PUT 40 SIGNS IN MY YARD I REALLY DON'T GIVE A SHIT.... But only on one condition...? If you will assure me that whatever jackass decides ta win, will without a doubt,.. be able to make the WHOLE USAs.................Wetter!!... then... an OTTERS gotDAMN POCKEEETTTT!!!!?????......an hell they might as make the Americas greater again too......shit...thatd be fine too.. Im sure that pocket will be mighty wet wet then dont cha think?????? (Click)
Caller:hi Mr/Mrs will u show ur support for such an suck with a shit load of signs and possibly a shit more solicited harassing calls???
Mr/Mrs: I sure will but only if you say something real dirty to me right now that will...hmm..lets see..... Make me Wetter then an Otters POCKET????
Caller:Ummmm...well.. Im not sure I can help ya with that right now...
Mr/Mrs:Well why not??? Im sure that is a fair trade for ya know...? Being so... Supportive...? Doin my american dutys an all...???
Caller: ABSOLUTELY i think thats a swell trade!!... But.. Dude.. Between me an u?.. I wouldnt even be able to tell ya where the "pocket" is on an otter!!........... Never been to good at just makin stuff wet before... Well.... So ive been told...!!!!
Mr/Mrs: Well shit fire boy just sounds like to me that you are in for a very DROUTH(ful) rest of ur dry ass life!!! Hahahahahahaha get it instead of dreadful????....
an organ on the female body that secretes.
Damn dude did u see that chicks jam pocket... fucking gross dude.... it must have been Austin's wife!!
A lizard that is a slizzard and it bites the males penis in half then the male lizard shares the half penis with his family
Hey mu lizard just had an Iowa hot pocket
A really funny insult to use when your in a non-serious argument. This phrase originated from Lila and Jenny’s creative imagination.
“Stfu you pocket rocket pussyfoot”
When you stuff a large, stout penis inside of a vagina that has been exposed to the Suns rays for over an hour.
Dude, it was so hot yesterday that me and my girlfriend made a hamburger hot pocket! Then she slapped me for finishing inside.
a person who is stingy or cheap; usually someone who has money
"It's never Jim's turn to pay, he must have a croc in his pocket."
It's like the friend zone but better. It's a list of friends you keep around for when the relationship doesn't work. You pick a friend to pursue a relationship with and continue adding on to the list for next time.
I'm going to put him in my platonic pocket just in case things don't work out.