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Wanting a regular sloppy joe and having it replaced with mushrooms and mushroom soup.
Fuck Ryley after you Ryley Peter'd me now I have to deal with your Sloppy Ryley P
The act of giving a blowjob while taking a shit.
When your spouse gets drunk on vacation and comes back to give you superior head, to the normal head
Man, me and my girl went on vacation and she had one to many shots and I got vacay-sloppy!
Feeding a girl ‘laxatives’, ‘beans’ and ‘broccoli’ and waiting until she has stomach bile only coming out of her anus. Then, locking your head into a clear box whilst she fills the box with the contents of her anus, with only a straw to breath through.
“Shawty wanna give me a sloppy jill, I hope it doesn’t crust over my eyes!”
“Man, I hate when my girlfriend gives me a sloppy jill, it gets all over my bed sheets!”