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sock-boxing

1.) v. To stare blankly without letting anything enter your mind. 2.) v. defragging the brain.

Dan was so bored he didn't even pretend to listen. He was just sitting there sock-boxing while I was telling the story about my grandmother's new cat...

by megb713 March 23, 2010

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Mustard Sock

When you shit in your dads mouth and he sneezes on your ass hairs which you cut off and feed to your mom.

I really hope my son gives me a mustard sock tonight!

by Bonerific Juice Omelet May 27, 2018


Sock blocking

When one female keeps another female from getting a big toe in her sock

I can't take Janet to the club cause she is always sock blocking!
Bobby came over to the house last night and my mother totally came into my room without knOcking what a sock blocker

by nesmith July 24, 2011


Sock Worms

Sperm

My girlfriend just called and asked me if she could eat my sock worms when I get home.

by Guam1fast December 20, 2016


matching socks

A disgrace to humanity

Ugh, I hate matching socks

by Coral_reef April 21, 2016


Mid Sock Gang

A basketball player who wears mid top socks

If I wear my kyries, I gotta be on my mid sock gang.

by Hollywood baby April 23, 2017


Stanley the sock

when you say Stanley the sock you are taking about when a horse bites a kids hand off then chews it up but the horse is then killed by voyagers so insects come and eat the insides of the horse ( including the child’s hand ) but then a spider comes and eats the insects. Which then the almighty gods from the heavens take that spider and make him a man. But since that spider has a little of the child’s hand in its system from eating the insect, when the spider is a man it is given a third hand. The new man is put into earth but then the voyagers eat the man.

Example: you act like you were Stanley the sock

by Giana hecklebeck March 2, 2020