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Banana Goblin

A mythological creature that seeks out humans with a lack of potassium in their diet. Theorized to have been created by the Standard Fruit Company in 1967 in a attempt to spread their banana empire to foreign lands.

In African folk lore, the banana goblin is said to of chanted the common english comedic phrase "That's bananas" to instill fear in its prey.

Example 1:Nancy! I hear the Banana Goblin at my door and I'm out of bananas!

by Oswald Murphy The Third P.H.D September 5, 2022


iron banana

having a penis that has been through some tough wear and tear, such as broken cartilidge, a split urethra, etc.

"Damn, Jeff has an iron banana!"
"Your mom gave me an iron banana last night."

by Iron Banana November 19, 2015


Banana Kong

Donkey Kong but pretty much a banana addict. See "Banana Smoker"

{Banana Kong} is cool!

by Apple Greg May 13, 2020


banana bang

1) to shove a banana up somebody's ass
2) to masturbate with a banana (typically a woman of course)

I caught my sister executing the banana bang on herself

by zuhazana September 5, 2017


banana creampie

guess lol (hint: banana is yellow + creampie is cum in me = ? (answer =pee creampie)

do not banana creampie

by gobeldigook June 12, 2021


Carnivore Bananas

The best song I’m existence.
Written by Dennis and Ethan, this song consists of a variation structure (a1 a2 a1 a3) and is one of the most important lives of music in modern history.
Some critics say it’s is even more monumental than “W.A.P” although some disagree, and say that it goes far further than that.
It is about a dystopian future when bananas rule the world and use humans as slaves. They have taken the humans’ feet, chicken, and even their soup.
It is a very sad tale, and even the uprising at the end failed, as the bananas already knew about their plans with the neucs….

Carnivore bananas, they be eating up your soup

by Polyethane November 4, 2021


cursed banana

The cursed banana is the act of eating a banana slowly while looking into the eyes of your enemy

Mike: why are you running away from Bill?

Tom: Because he pulled the cursed banana on me!

by mr baconator March 2, 2023