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Dad

What you call someone who makes you with their cock.

That's my dad you know... He made me with his cock.

by Motel Lahey January 10, 2022


Dad

The person everybody is supposed to have in life but loses to a gallon of milk and a prostitute.

I aint seen my dad in 16 years fuck that bitch.

by pseudonym12345678909 January 20, 2022


Dad

D-Deadbeat
A-Ass
D-daddy

Me:*call dad
Dad:*never answer

by My momma son July 7, 2022


dad

not louis tomlinson

louis tomlinson is a daddy but not a dad

by halolovebot May 7, 2021


dad

dad has new gf

dad is not cool

by PIZZA GAL May 6, 2020


dad

he left.

Dad is different than daddy, one loves you

by ava.honahni February 1, 2023


Dad

The man who let you grow up without a man in your life and now you owe your first heartbreak to him

A friend: where is your dad?
Me: he left when i was little, my dad never came back.

by Kooliogg March 31, 2019