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Rat Faced Wigger

An adult caucasian male, usually over 25 but under 30, who is addicted to drugs and dreams of being a hustla. They originate in suburban environments but many of them migrate to the inner cities upon leaving the nest. Some remain in the suburbs, usually living in close quarters among friends and/or family members with whom they share drugs and living expenses. Due to it's intellectual shortcomings, the rat faced wigger will almost always be found working in fast food restaurants, the local wal-mart, or just about any factory. Some of them have also been known to drive semi trucks.

Often going days at a time without grooming themselves, rat faced wiggers are generally dirty, out of shape and sport a three week old beard since that is typically the length of time they go without bathing. They reek of weed smoke, and will usually try to cover the smell with axe body spray. The Rat faced wigger has varied interests that may or may not include bling, bad music, anime and world of warcraft.

They tend to be chubby chasers and are known to venture deep within the confines of the nearest trailer parks in search of a mate, whom they usually knock up within the first month or two of courtship. The rat faced wigger is not a social animal and thus is not involved in the rearing of it's offspring. It can become incestuous if unsuccessful in attracting a genetically diverse mate.

Joe: "Dude look at that rat faced wigger... his Bowl just fell out of his pocket. What a jackass."

John: "Oh haha... HEY REJECT YOUR BOWL FELL OUT OF YOUR POCKET!"

Rat faced Wigger: "WUUUUT???!!"

Rat Faced Wigger's sister: "Oh shit Matt, hide the weed!"

Rat Faced Wigger: "Aw shit, dawg *stuffs bag in mouth*"

by ninetyninebottlesofawesome December 1, 2009

11πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


naked mole rat

Someone looking particularly unattractive, usually early in the morning or late at night. Characteristics include squinty eyes, hair pressed flat against head, puffy features. Usually the result of poor or no sleep and/or way too late/early to be up and moving around.

She washed her face and brushed her hair, but a naked mole rat still stared back at her in the mirror.

After playing video games all night he was more naked mole rat than human.

That's not a baby! That's a naked mole rat!

by Inanna October 5, 2007

18πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


Call of duty rat

Patient and tricky player in call of duty who uses stealth and environment to kill other players. Often uses mines/claymores/ hidden corners to good effect.

Man what a call of duty rat. Wish I coulda payed more attention to my surroundings he got me good. Bravo sir.

by Fierce pine August 26, 2022

16πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


Oh shit it’s a rat

Oh shit it’s a rat means when you see a rat and jump side to side and forward and backwards it is also a meme πŸ˜‚

Ahhhhhh a rattt here Bobby let’s do the dance oh shit it’s a rat

by Plantsman June 14, 2019

6πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


hood ass rat

A girl who sleeps with an excessive amount of men. When you see her, you can automatically tell she sleeps with ALOT of men.

dude #1: "Dayum! Look at that chick, she looks like she slept with a whole shit load of guys."
dude #2: "Helly yeah! That's a hood ass rat right there."

by Latin Snake September 10, 2010

6πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


chunky cheese rat

PP hurt

My PP hurt - Chunky cheese rat

by Chunky cheese rat December 5, 2020

10πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Hot rats or Blades

The general idea is to instantly vaporise the small balls of pot between to very hot plates without any combustion.

In my area it's always been blades but in other its hot rats.

using two heated blades to smoke pot or hash.
Hash is rolled into little balls and scooped up and held between two blades. Sometimes small ammounts of saliva or water is added to the balls. The balls are then vaporised almost instantly by the red hot metal. Smoke is then inhaled usually with a hooter of some kind. Those who do not use hooters can be spotted by a mark on their lips from "kissing the blade". There are two main methods for this #1 each person holds their hooter with their teeth/lips and serves themselves their blades #2 a server stands in a central location and serves allowing others to have a hand free on the hooter or even use larger hooters. I have never seen the second method result in a burn, I have never seen the first method not eventually result in a burn. When you serve yourself you cannot see the blades as they get closer to your mouth. This is how people end up kissing the blade.

This is sometimes also called "Blades" or even "rat tails"
A stovetop can be used, bunsen burners are ideal. Hot plates are very difficult but can work. Everything from modified spoons and kitchen knives may be used but all thats needed is two peices of metal that fit together snugly and have insulated handles.

The term "blade" or "rat" may reffer to the rolled balls. Blade also refers to the hot knives or the act itself.

Keep in mind Blades and hot rats are interchangable only in reference to the rolled balls of hash or the act itself. the knives are called "the blades" or "the hot knives". The term for the act itself is Hot rats or Blades but you never hear both used or interchanged in any way. They are blades or they are rats. Most people who have heard one have never heard the other term.

"lets go smoke some (Hot rats or Blades)"

"Ru up for some (Hot rats or Blades)?"

"jesus its hot in here dude how long have you been standing there doing blades?"

"Blades take as long as they take"

"I think you rolled these blades too big man"

is the same as
"I think you rolled those rats to big man"

"damn that was a huge blade, dude, I need to sit down"

"When is the last time you cleaned these blades man? they've got yellow/white ash all over them!" - this would only be in reference to the actual kives, never put water on them when they're hot, they'll rust and start giving hell hoots from satan's own asshole

"We must stop this sesh, the blades are killing me"

"I got one of those new fangled sissy stoves, so now I cant do blades"

"shit man the only way we could smoke in jail was doing hot rats in the kitchen off the stove, they had smoke detectors EVERY damn where"

"Dude if you cannot stop kissing the blades maybe I should serve for you"

"shit man that blade kiss looks like herpes"

by Emailneededforconfirmation June 3, 2009

9πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž