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The ability to live in a small town in the United States, go to the local bars, and become a global expert at everything. Everything is inclusive to geopolitical events, foreign policy, matters of government, and military affairs. Generally speaking it is the same privilege as armchair quarterbacking an entire situation for which you have no involvement or experience in.
Man, that podunk town of Deposit, NY has some small-town privilege to it. Same people, same bars, and some inexperienced opinions about the rest of the world.
A B-town Bitch is a person who acts big and bad over text, but will never actually do anything they talk about. The B-town Bitch will try and make arrangements to throw hands and never show up, then continue to harass you and call YOU a bitch for "not showing up in time". Not to be confused with a keyboard warrior, the classic B-town Bitch will only ever send you empty threatening text message, nothing more.
"This kid won't stop blowing up my phone! He keeps making all these empty threats but refuses to step to me! You know what? I'm done wasting my time on this B-town Bitch."
Putting in work with a lady to increase your chances of getting laid at some point in the future.
Damn Luke is taking his date out to dinner, must be laying track to pound town!
A Place on earth that you can only find if you are experimenting with LSD.
Person 1: man I sware when I was 18 I lived in Awsome Town.
Person 2: Dude you were high 24/7 when you were 18.
Person 1: Fuck you
When a person grows up in a small town and develops a fear or a belief that they couldn't handle any or all of the following: 1) Living in a large city
2) Attending a large institution for education
3) Attend large social events without friends or family
4) Not needing a car out of necessity for transportation
These fears also usually are accompanied by:
1) Reluctance to drive in large cities or on major highways
2) Fear of being unknown or not receiving the status, accomplishments, or recognition they are able to achieve in smaller populations
3) Reluctance to leave their home or hometown for large periods of time
4) Fear of missing out on small town traditions
These people generally believe and can see themselves marrying one of their classmates/someone they went to school with, buying a house, and raising a family in their hometown.
Jakob is afraid that if he goes to a big school that he won't get to be the quarter back anymore. We're pretty sure he's suffering from Small Town Syndrome.
Slang for one of America's dirtiest cities- Phoneix, AZ. People from Phoenix that move out of state tend to socialize strictly with other people from Phoenix, forming what is commonly referred to as "The Pho-Town Crew." Some deem the Pho-town crew as an epidemic as they have little personal identity, often wishing they were from a cooler place such as Southern California or Colorado.
Yo, I hear Ilan and Steve are ringleaders for the Pho Town Crew based in Tucson.
A small rural or suburban town that people live in for the entirety of their lives. These towns are filled with families who have been there for generations. Children are born and raised there, where their parents were born and raised before them. Everyone knows each other. If a person doesn’t get out of the town as soon as they have independence, they will most likely be “trapped” there.
Trap towns generally have run down buildings, issues with alcohol and underaged drinking, and are not located near any big cities.
I got out of my hometown as soon as I soon as I can. My brother wasn’t as lucky. He’s lived here his whole life. It’s a total trap town.