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an airy fart. when your butthole blows a kiss it can be described as a “cocoa butter kiss”
“what’s that smell”
“it’s alright man, i just blew you a cocoa butter kiss”
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well its pretty much the same thing as a butterfly kiss.When you rapidly blink your eye next to someone's cheek (or any place else) which makes your eyelash brush up and down against their skin.
it was named after the late terri schiavo, brain-damaged woman that sparked debate in the right to live movement. She was notably only able to blink after 15 years on life support.
" oh snap, i just gave her a terri shiavo kiss"
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I gave Jake a special naked kiss and almost choked, his cock is so big.
I gave Jennifer a Special Naked Kiss and got her herpes on my lips.
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A phrase guaranteed to cure a pesky preteen of sticking her tongue out at you.
If you blow one more french kiss at me, I'll french kiss you for real!
(the kid asks somebody what a french kiss is)
IIIIEEEWUH!
(the kid never speaks to you again, and looks frightened every time she sees you)
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When you 69 and you cum in her mouth and then she has her period in your mouth.
Dude, last night I gave your mom an Arabian Rainbow Kiss.
Man thats fucked.
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A life with out worry or stress. A relaxing day to day itinerary.
"French kissing life square in the mouth, sailing out on the sea." - Kenny Chesney.
Celebrities pretend to lead french kissing lives, but that's impossible under public scrutiny.
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On national kissing day you can kiss your crush, girlfriend, boyfriend, just because you feel like it. National Kissing Day is on April 13th
Brad : I’m going to kiss Shelby on National Kissing Day
Jake : Good idea
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