most likely to fall in love with a brunette, horse riding, beach loving girl named danielle.
"justin lenentine and danielle are fully meant to be"
Guy1: Hey do u know Justin Trader ?
Guy2: Yeah heโs the coolest person ever
the handsomest, sweetest, and most perfect thing in the entire world
"damn is that Justin Hood? hes adorable!!"
"Jiggly Justin" is an elderly male species, whom is incredibly, incredibly overweight... If you are known as "Jiggly Justin" you are automatically subjected to absurd amounts of mental and physical abuse, from your beloved children and lover, which is incredibly dehumanising. You will never be allowed to eat at McDonald's again, and for the rest of your life, you will have to wear a t-shirt that discriminates your size. Beware... Even if you are what is unanimously known as being a "healthy weight" you will still be bullied as "Jiggly Justin". Moreover, it is also the title of an incredibly humorous group chat on Instagram!
"Did you see Jiggly Justin over there..." (which translates to "Did you see that fat man over there...")
"My Dad is no longer allowed to eat, because he is Jiggly Justin" (which would be yourself suggesting that your Dad does not deserve to eat due to his obesity). Disclaimer: do not fat shame others, apart from if your name is Sabre, or Sockie, or Biggy, or Naz, or Slendermum...
Just a lilโ cat that wants to be in space
Wow guys look itโs Justin The Cat!
Damn Justin The Cat is so hot!
Mew mew mew mew mew! *woah itโs Justin The Cat!
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Just a little cat that wants to be in space
Oh look guys itโs Justin The Cat!
Damn Justin The Cat is so hot!
Meow meow meow meow meow! *wow Justin The Cat is my role model!
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