Hot Chicken

During the act of coitus, said participants genitalia creates so much friction that the temperature of the genitalia nears boiling. At this moment, one participant inserts an egg into the vaginal cavity similar to usage of a kegel ball. After exactly 8 minutes, said egg is hard boiled and ready for consumption.

Chloe, aren’t you glad we did the hot chicken last night, because now we can wake to a tasty egg breakfast.

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Chicken strap

When you are carrying with you weapons that are harmless or do no damage.

(Example)
Billy: I will shoot you with this!
Black guy: Boy you just chicken strapped, get the fuck out of here!

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chicken and eggs

A non-sequiter that implies excitement.

"Hey, there's a killer party this weekend!"
"Chicken and eggs!"

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Chicken cheese

Chicken cheese can be used as a noun or adjective.

Noun: when either your anus or vagina smells like chicken cheese
Adjective: when there is a strong pungent odor that smells like your anus or vagina aka chicken cheese

Noun: “oh my god…*scratching noises* my chicken cheese is itchy!”
Adjective: “bro do you smell that?” “Yeah I farted” “EW BRO” “sorry about my chicken cheese”

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bum chicken

somebody stupid and has no life

your such a bum chicken

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Rotisserie Chicken

The sexual act of being penetrated from the rear and penetrated facialy, whilst being flipped continuously, as so to imitate the slow roasting of a chicken.

We tried the rotisserie chicken last night, it was very well done.

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chicken nuggies

CHICKEN NUGGIES is a GIFT FROM GOD cherish it and tell and notify all, family, friends, ex's brother's girlfriend's cousin twice removed, and even some strangers (don't forget to share bro)

pov 1: yo is that what i think it is?
pov 2: yup! chicken nuggies!
pov 1: can i hav-
pov 2: NO!!!

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