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An expolsion of gas from the bowels with plenty of sound but absolutely no smell
I was in a lift yesterday and farted but I was gutted it was a diet fart so even tho i left it in the lift there was no reaction
Cramps that you get when you've been holding a fart in for too long and you just can't get anywhere safe to let it go.
*whispers to friend*
Jeff: dude those burritos really got to me and now I've got fart cramps...
Justin: just hold it in a little more, you can't fart in front of my gran.
Just the worlds most gargantuan toot ever detonated into existence
Dude yesterday I had the most platonic fart I swear
1).Exclamation of supprise. 2).Sexual flatulence expelled during intercourse.3).An attempt at farting that results in the shiting of ones paints.
Holy fuck fart Batman, the Joker totally killed your parents in that warehouse explosion.
Someone who is incredibly annoying, but also loveable.
My little sister is a fart buckler!
An unexpected fart after engaging in anal intercourse that is followed up by a large flow of residual semen.
Is it me or does it smell like sausage and meatballs in here? "My bad, Tyrone put a real pounding on me after dinner. It was a juicy spunk fart.
Why are you running to the bathroom, Lisa? "I just dealt a rancid spunk fart and have 1 million of your unborn children running down the side of my leg, Jim."
Sloppy Susan is one spunk fart away from hypertension and an increased chance of heart disease.
When you fart in your hand and put in whoms ever face
Honey Boo Boo cup of farted Uncle Poddle