A whole new level of dick riding.
Example: if someone (typically a fan) who is obsessed with their favorite entertainer, so much that even if that entertainer is problematic or just a piece of shit, and if they still support them then they’re soul riding.
Soul Riding is a whole new level of Dick Riding, when a person (typically a fan) who is a Stan, And will keep supporting what they like even if the person they’re supporting is problematic.
Example: When a person tries to defend their favorite entertainer for they did very bad they’ll try their hardest to support that entertainer no matter how bad they are.
Person 1: I know this person is problematic but I’ll still support them even though I was given evidence on that person
Person 2: so even if you were given evidence of what this person is doing or has done to others you’re still going to support them?
Person 1: yes, because I enjoy their entertainment.
Person 2: You’re not even Dick Riding anymore you’re SOUL RIDING.
someone who has no business riding a bicycle. Or even walking next to one. Watching them attempt to do so falls somewhere between a child's first try on two wheels or your 83 year old grandmother who happens to have Parkinson's disease ride a bicycle. Similar to the term "pushing mongo" often used to describe a skateboarder who pushes with the wrong foot.
Check out dude riding longo!!! He nearly got hit by that car then ran straight into the bus stop! Ha! Awesome. Idiot...
Being the only person riding a roller coaster.
I managed to secure a zen ride on Top Thrill Dragster today!
to be able to do something and still get to another thing on time
person 1: it's 11:30, but i have to shower and leave at 12
person 2: as long as you finish by 11:50, you should be riding on time
when your sister bounces your mattress up and down to get you to fall asleep
Belle would you like a mattress ride?
The mother of all wedgies. Give someone a wedgie, lay them flat on their stomach, bend their leg back & hook their toes into the waistband of pulled-up underwear. Not only is this an ultrawedgie, but the only way out is for the 'victim' to pull their underwear even further up their butt to get it off over their toe.
Initiation to the track team was a Turkish Camelback Ride; except for Dave, who got a DOUBLE Turkish Camelback Ride; yup; both feet hook into his underwear.