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The opposite of Ride or Die (being there for someone no matter what, through good AND bad times). A "RIDE AND BYE" friend, is when someone that you believed was a good one, actually turns out to be a "fair-weathered" one. You eventually realize, they always seem to be around for the fun times, but when things get serious (when you often need friendship the most), they are always M.I.A. They're typically full of excuses and unapologetic, because they usually don't feel they've done anything wrong. This kind of friend is sometimes referred to as a "User" or a "Good Time Charlie", who are definitely the "ride and bye" type and NOT "ride or die"!
"I finally realized Lori was a "RIDE AND BYE" type friend, when she never came over to help when I broke my leg, but was always the first person at the door for my epic parties!"
(A sexual act) A guy gives a naked girl a piggy back ride whilst her pussy rubs up and down his bumpy spine.
“Dude I can’t believe that he gave her a Pussy-Back Ride, I didn’t know that they were freaky like that.”
“I heard he gave her a Pussy-Back Ride if you know what I mean…”
The way Lisa Cimorelli described marriage before she was married
Christina: “You’re 28, and you’re getting married. How does it feel?”
Lisa: “It feels like an alien riding a pig through Montana.”
The means of tricking a dog to willingly come along to a vet appointment, usually (but not always) for the sake of neutering/spaying said dog. If said fast enough, it sounds like "Need a ride?"
a grasshopper riding his unicycle
he is having fun, so shut up and watch his performance.
Guy 1: what is that
Guy 2: a grasshopper riding unicycles duhhh
Guy 1: but that's your girlfriend riding her bike-
Dick riding disorder (DRD) is a disorder that usually affects 1-4 people at a time, typically during an argument or conflict between two different parties
I argued with him and his 3 other friends jump in to defend him
dick riding disorder (DRD)
to go to sleep.
other examples - hit the hay, turn it in, etc.
“aye, i’m about to ride them z’s, you sleep well!”