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American Intelligence

N. ( Oxymoron ) Lying, corrupted, always redacted American agencies who claim to survey, gather, sort and analyze intelligence threats to the ' Free world, when in fact ' having intelligence ' is the ONLY thing they're not guilty of.
See also: ' New World Order, Hegemony and Royal Guard.'

( White House press conference ):
" Through our own various sources, our ' American Intelligence ' has came to the conclusion that we are to invade Iraq to disarm, weapons of mass destruction, to end Saddam Hussein's support for terrorism, and to free the Iraqi people." ( whispering to generals ) Now go get us that oil!

by Potter's Pit February 26, 2023


American Roulette

The process of pissing on the door of a public restroom hoping someone doesn't walk in.

"Yo dude, should we American Roulette that bathroom"-Dude 1
"Nah, too many motherfuckers, its too hot"-Dude 2

by The Quick 1-2 February 22, 2023


american roulette

like the russian counterpart you use a glock. Take turns untill one person is alive

"Lets play american roulette! The winner does the dishes"

"Im bored, lets play american roulette!"

by ThatAnnoyingKidOnCOD January 11, 2021


American Roulette

A game depicted by the act of one player cutting a whole through an apple and putting it over the shaft of their penis. The other player will be blindfolded and take a big bite out of the apple hoping not to damage the penis.

Hey (name), want to play American Roulette? My life is in need of some exhilaration!

by vaginal36 March 23, 2024


American Roulette

A deadly game of chance similar to Russian Roulette, but instead of pointing the gun to your own head, you point it at someone else's head.

Joe and Moe played American Roulette last night... Moe lost, and Joe is facing manslaughter charges.

by Leadfoot Leon October 17, 2017


American roulette

To cum inside a shot glass and then blindly drinking out of one.

I waas playing American roulette and drank my own cum.

by Earthdrag0n28 December 20, 2020


American Roulette

1) n.
A alternative version of Russian Roulette. American Roulette is the act of playing Russian Roulette; not with a revolver, but with a fully loaded semiautomatic pistol. As similarly contrasted by the 1955-75 space race; American Roulette has the same potential goal as it's Russian counterpart, but with guaranteed results.

2) adj.
The act of shooting or being shot with a semiautomatic pistol.

1)n.
Having had little success playing Russian Roulette; depressed little Johnny found great notoriety winning the American Roulette World Championship.

2) adj.
Tarrance and Robert were minding their own business when the cops showed up and hit them with that American Roulette.

by Buttchungus December 21, 2019