Someone who is an expert in the art of Anal sex.
Girl 1: Is that mike over there?
Girl 2: Yeah he was like an anal artisan last night.
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1.(Noun) The Ability to control one's bowels in movements of an acrobatic fashion.
"With Jeff's <i>Anal-Dexterity<i> He is able to To spell his name."
"Dude...I don't have the <i> anal-dexterity <i> To make a Tomigatchi Poop
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When one's anus suffers from severe pwnage.
This pwnage can be present in a form of ways such as getting pwned in a game of basketball, or simply losing to a little Chinese boy at a game of chess in less than 11 moves.
"Did you see that monster grab I had at last night's game?! Total anal drainage!"
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The act of fucking a girl in the ass while having her hair tied in a noose around your neck, and having her legs wrapped around your ass
Mate1: How'd it go last night?
Mate2: Horrible.
Mate1: How so?
Mate2: I did the Anal Noose.
Mate1: The what?
Mate2: You don't want to know
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The act of playing tennis with inserting the ball into the anus, farting, and launching it towards the other side of the court. May also refer to the act of playing tennis by holding the racket with one's asshole.
"I played anal tennis with Micheal today."
-A: "Hey man, we should play anal tennis sometime."
-B: "Sure thing, Trevor."
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An anal factory is when a group of Horny homeless men spread cocaine around the anus And snort until they suffocate from lack of oxygen
"dude I walked by this old shed yesterday and saw some homeless guys doing some anal factory"
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When your anus is not functioning from being clogged. It can only be cured by making another hole in your ass.
George put Advil up his anus because of his anal dysfunction
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