Like Your Hat

Adjective: A general compliment showing appreciation for another, or their ideas. Anonym to "Fuck Your Hat".

Dude: I made a pie
Me: No way!
Dude: Totes. From scratch. It's saskatoon.
Me: Fuck you that's awesome.
Dude: You're awesome. Let's eat it together, then I'll eat your pie.
Me: You know what? I like your hat.

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I like u

I like u is used over text messages to show your interest in someone

Me: Hey can I talk to you
Anna: Yeah sure...
Me: I like u
Anna: ……
(Btw this is a real confession to my classmate)

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walk like a dog

when u hit it doggy style and pull her hair at the same time

i am trying to walk u like a dog

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like my recent

An expression used, typically by popular young women, to indicate a desire for one's recently uploaded Instagram photo(s) to be liked by his or her peers. The phrase is most prevalently used as the caption for a Snapchat story, but it is also used in conversation, via both verbal communication and instant message.

Jenna takes a group photo of her and her friends on the beach, and posts it on her Snapchat story.
Jenna: "like my recent :))"

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hung like a toddler

When a cock is so microscopic, it barely juts out of the skin, much like that of a small boy whose balls have yet to descend.

"Listen to that motherfucker yell across the room. That dude wants everyone to notice him."

"I bet that fucking dude is hung like a toddler or some shit."

"Yup, yup. Total buster."

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slept like a baby

an expression used to describe when you woke up crying and pissing everywhere

i slept like a baby last night

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Selling like beer

Upon using the phrase "selling like hotcakes" to describe an item that sells really fast, I realized that I dont know what a hotcake is, nor have I ever sold or bought one. So I decided that beer is the fastest selling item I could think of. So I am officially changing the old phrase "selling like hotcakes" to "selling like beer"

"My ebay items are selling like beer."

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