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One whom gets angered over pre pubescent children over Eksbawks Live and resorts to fracturing beloved vidya gaems.
"That there Billy sure is a nigger boner when it comes to competitive gaming, sheesh..."
"That there Billy sure is a nigger boner when it comes to competitive gaming, sheesh..."
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The hard-on you get when having a Skyrim on a flight.
"Man I got such a Skyrim boner, while my guy was licking out my ass on out flight to New York. It led to the bext hand job ever!"
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a term used to describe when a person gets such an intense boner that the "inner boner" threatens to part the seams of your "outer boner" like a cartoon chimp squeezing a banana at the base so that it peels, and the "inner banana" flies across the room leaving only the flaccid "outer banana" peel hanging grotesquely over your balls like a popped balloon.
"When she snuck her hands down into my boxers while we were grinding on the dance floor, she found such a skin-ripping boner that she had to yell out to her friends to throw down their handbags and come over for a look at the rare and exciting phenomenon."
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In an all-male threesome, two men lay on their backs with their penises touching to create a "Double Boner." The third male, standing on an elevated platform positioned above the other performers, proceeds to do a backflip off of the platform. At the end of the rotation, the diver will land with the two penises engorged in his rectum successfully completing the "Double Boner Backflip."
Man 1: "Hey man, how's Kappa Alpha pledgeship at the University of Tulsa going?"
Man 2: "Well it was kind of boring until they made us do Double Boner Backflips with each other."
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Pornographic genius made infamous in the 40-Year-Old Virgin by Paul Rudd's character, Dave. According to "Dave," it is a compilation video tape of all the best boner scenes from the summer of 2003. Usually watched in conjunction with Harry Twatter and School Of Cock.
Dave: "Here it is-- Boner Jams '03. Its a mixtape of all my favorite boner scenes in the summer of 2003."
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When one of your friends gets to excited and they need to calm down.
John: You ready yet let's go!
George: Bro, ice your boner i gotta roll this joint first.
Standard universal tool used to rate the respective flaccidity or turgidness of a male's genitals in any situation worth officially documenting:
1 Completely Flaccid
2 Stirring of the Loins
3 Beginning to Lift
4 Fun, Yet Floppy
5 Nursing the Perfect Semi
6 Veins & Details Appear
7 Hot to Touch
8 Rebounds to Hit the Stomach
9 Moves of its Own Accord*
10 Permanent Erection**
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*Must be able to perform one complete cock push-up.
**Only achievable through Viagra/Cocaine - requires surgical removal.
In England:
Josh: "Jesus man, does Max have a boner??"
Ross: "Aye, about a 6 on the International Boner Scale, no doubt"
Josh: "Yeah, I'd agree with that"
En France:
Jacques: "Zut alors! Max, a-t-il la trique??!"
Sébastien: "Ouais... Un six selon l'échelle internationale des érections"
Jacques: "Ben je suis d'accord..."
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