Bullet Hole Bum Fuck

A Bullet Hole Bum Fuck is where a person shoots another person with a gun, and then fucks the corpse in the bullet hole.

PJ: "Hey Joey, did you see that story on the news last night?"

Joey: "Nope, what was it about?"

PJ: "This crazy ass old man shot another guy in the head, then fucked him in the bullet hole!"

Joey: "HOLY SHIT! that is crazy!"

PJ: "Your damn right it is!"

Joey: "Now that's what you call a Bullet Hole Bum Fuck."

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Rear Naked Bum Hold

An MMA move in which a male will grab the opponent by the neck and insert his penis into his opponents rear, they are both naked when this happens, the move will continue until the opponent taps out/submits

Corben: yo did you see the fight last night
George: yeah
Corben: couldn’t believe the rear naked bum hold

smokey chokey bum wank

also known as the mike R.A.E. special. it is exactly what it says on the tin. u will need a friend for this one. smoke a tabby, get your friend to choke you, poke your ass and toss yourself off. if you have no mates you could choke yourself with a rope.

sergeant man tits gave me the best smokey chokey bum wank of my life. he is so strong but his hands were so soft

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Don't bum me Bayly

A term used when a said individual says something, then you immediately say that. Similar to 'cool story bro'; constant banter.

-A Strong put down.

Variation:

All right Bayly, don't bum me.

Male1: "I've got tickets to the pantomime!"

Male2: "Don't bum me Bayly"

Male1: "Lets go to the cinema this weekend."

Male2: "All right Bayly, don't bum me."

TBS: Tight Bum Syndrome

the action at which some one, who is nervous, clenches their butt cheeks in anticipation of a specific anxiety/nerve inducing event. -Walking is sometimes difficult, although it does make your ass look out of this world.

Bob:"Hey Todd, how's it going"

Todd: "Not so good, I have a huge presentation today and I have a serious case of TBS,I'm so nervous."

Bob: "Ya you are walking pretty funny right now, but your ass needs space boots, cause it's out of this world."

Bob: "Wait, what's TBS?"

Todd: TBS: Tight Bum Syndrome.

Bob: "Oh ya, that happens to me all the time, actually it's happening right now, give it a feel.

josh's dirty bum kiss

The act of a ginger eating ass

What did u do last night

I got a josh's dirty bum kiss

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finger bum wank (FBW)

insertion of a finger into the anus whilst "jackin it"

"jeff likes to finger bum wank (FBW) with himself"

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