poo-canned

To be unceremoniously let go from a job for fucking up.

Joe: Did you hear that Mikey got poo-canned for smoking a J in the bathroom at work?

Bill: If I'm late for work one more time, they're gonna poo-can my ass!

Opening a can of whoop ass

When a female puts a full can of beer in her butt

She loves opening a can of whoop ass with my last beer

Opened a can of stew

Extreme defecation in a place other than a toilet

I opened a can of stew in Eric's locker after school.

Canned cow

this word can be used to associate someone who is an idiot or very stupid harmless word only used for joking and banter

stop being a canned cow

Bubble was never published. I seriously would like to know why. If you can not be that considerate, I will gladly delete Urban dictionary and all its links from my device.

Fu assholes

Fu Bubble was never published. I seriously would like to know why. If you can not be that considerate, I will gladly delete Urban dictionary and all its links from my device.

I Can See Clearly Now

Oh, yes I can make it now the pain is gone
All of the bad feelings have disappeared
Here is that rainbow I've been praying for
It's gonna be a bright (bright)
Bright (bright) sunshiny day

Him: Things are foggy.
Me: Put on your glasses.
Him: Ah, I can see clearly now.

farted a can of pepsi

When you feel delighted in a way of dissatisfaction, loss, or redoing.

After I went to get a tacos de harina, and my stomach felt ill, I used the restroom to let it all out, ad then I farted a can of pepsi.