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Share the cake don't eat the cake

To give some to others rather than keeping to yourself.

When Daniel wouldn't share his toys with me I told to him to share the cake don't eat the cake.

by Kotchi April 30, 2019


does killer croc eat people

Yes. Yes he does.

Does killer croc eat people?
DOC: No, it's just an urban myth.
KILLER CROC: Yeah. Keep believing that doc.

by funnyboi82 February 1, 2018


I should eat your eyes

To say someone they are cute, popular in Shaki ( Azerbaijan ).

oooh you are so cute, i should eat your eyes

by sphagett April 27, 2022


National Eat Ren’s Ass Day

National Eat Ren’s Ass day is a National holiday celebrated on August 25th where you find a person named Ren and eat their ass real good for fun!

Person 1: *eats a random Ren’s ass*
Ren: “OMG why are you eating my ass? This kinda feels good.”
Person1 : “well it’s national eat Ren’s ass day silly and it’s my favorite sport my queen!”

by RenDaGoat June 15, 2022


please dont eat my cheese

an epresion usualy said when someones cheese is being eaten. the epresion could varry however from "i would verry much apreciate it if you did not injest my moldy cow milk." to "put my cheese down before i blow a fucking hole in the side of your head bitch!" the epresion "please dont eat my cheese" could be acompanied with sobbing, angry grunting, or an ocasional wimper.

bob: yum this cheese shur is good! greg: please dont eat my cheese.

by Daniil fortygin 2006 May 8, 2006

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Eat the Bitch like you eat Tacobell when you are high

Slurp her

Damn did you eat the bitch like you eat tacobell when you are high?”

by Yeetskeetbeatmymeat180183 August 1, 2019

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National eat a tree day

National eat a tree day is when you eat a tree

It’s national eat a tree day go eat a tree

by Skythefortnitegod May 13, 2020

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