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Safety Car Merchants are drivers in Formula One who often use the safety car to win races, or in rare cases, World Championships. One notable example of a safety car merchant is Fraudstappen, who robbed the 2021 championship off the back of a fraudulent call during a safety car from world class robber Michael Masi. Fraudstappendogs claim this championship is legitimate, even though it wasn’t.
Fraudstappendog: MAX IS MY FAVOURITE DRIVER!!!!
Person: Your favourite driver is a safety car merchant
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A vehicle that has been severely neglected and is in need of extensive repairs, usually costs more to fix than the vehicle is worth.
Look at that crab car leaking every fluid under the hood, it smokes more than a barfly.
Car Temperature Theory is when someone raises the temperature in their car when its cold outside, which makes you hot because you wore warm clothing. Then ten minutes later the temperature gets turned back down to an appropriate level with warm clothing on.
"Every time I'm in Susan's car during the Winter the Car Temperature Theory always happens"
"Yeah I hate Susan"
Cars, particularly 1971-1976 Chevy Caprice or Impala with large rims, but the definition has recently been expanded to many any sedan or coupe car with very large wheels.
Chicago has a great donk car scene.
Da fancy-schmancy set of wheels dat Achmed drives now dat his "Achmedmobile" got blown to smithereens by da inebriated Bubba J's "touching da red button".
Achmed may indeed have viewed da Chrysler turban car as being a decidedly-major "step down" in da "badassthetics" department compared to his previous "flaming-skull hotrod" ride, but its appearance is way cooler and more "palatable" overall.
A bizzy car is a police car.
In Scouse (Liverpool) dialect, a “Bizzy” is a police officer which is a shortened version of “Busy Body” (somebody that gets in your business)
Paddy: how’s it going la?
FellowScouse: there’s a bizzy car behind, go right ere r kid”
a retarded book written by a tard named Gary Paulsen
person: Hey you wanna read a book I found
Dude: what book is it?
person: it's the Car written by Gary Paulsen
Dude: that sounds like a retarded book.