A side of tiktok which includes bad dancing, pretty privilege, homophobia, terrible couple pranks, and overall cringiness. Usually the default settings of people reside here but any sexuality can be on straight tiktok.
I accidentally got onto straight tiktok the other day. Worst experience ever.
The best and superior side of TikTok. Where all the unproblematic people reside. Everyone in straight TikTok supports the right things and can take a joke.
Dan: Are you on straight tiktok or alt tiktok?
Kenny: Straight duhh, that's the best side
Dan: good
Straight TikTok is the mainstream TikTokers who first made the app popular by sharing dance videos and shirtless thirst traps. Or in simple terms, straight tiktok is like your math grade, so bad not even god can help you
Hey, did you see the new video of that shirtless guy doing a thirst trap?
Yes...we both are on straight tiktok then
Pursuing an activity to the exclusion of all else. The activity could be: driving non-stop, studying all night or longer, going on a drug jag or just about anything else.
I need to get home. No rest stops for me. I'll be straight running to Boston.
I didn't study my Sociology all semester. I'll be straight running for two days before the final.
That guy should get help. He's been straight running on junk for three days.
Someone who acts gay but is actually straight.
Ya see that Gay Straight Guy over there? He acts so fucking gay.
Jenasis F
You smell like straight dick cheese
The holy water to petrify the devil; aka the single combination of identities that SJWs and the current state lefties are at (radical liberalism) and are losing their shit over. It came with the rise of "wokeness" in the 2010s, particularly.
*Usually a way to refer to those modern feminists and LGBTQ+ advocates and allies despise. Often said, when serious/unironic, without care or awareness of how sexist, racist, and overall discriminatory it is, or as a propagating phrase to indoctrinate and mislead. Rose to popularity through TikTok, Twitter, and Tumblr; the smelly depths of the Internet, really.
Sometimes accompanied with "old," like when referring to those who made the Roe v. Wade decision.
Simply put, the final boss modern day liberals claim are perpetually feeding into their suffering.
Blue-haired they/them: Leave it to you straight, cis, white men to take away my rights as a non-binary, pansexual girlboss.
Their estranged father: You were exactly who you hated before 2018.