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An extreme sport, the act of leaning your chair on two (or even one) leg and trying to keep it from collapsing under you, without touching anything other than the chair. The best results are acheieved while listening to music and rocking with the music without tumbling.
For an added challenge you can try while drunk, having someone sitting on your knee or while sitting on a swivel chair.
Dave managed chair riding for 3 minutes listening to that song, he's one serious rider...
"...Yeah James split his forehead on his wardrobe last week, he was trying to ride his office chair on one leg..."
Two girls having sex with one guy.
"You bitches better ride trolley or I'll knock your teeth out."
Getting in a large industrial dryer and riding the spin (before it gets too hot)
Me: Hey man, let's go dryer riding.
You: Let's do it, what a rush.
Me: Don't stay in too long.
When you found out that that triflin' man IS the father of yo child and you wanna let him kno' you expect a check in the mail in 20-30 business days post-appearance on Maury.
Ride wit it, Harry! Ride wit it!
what jack bushnell does would do if he made varsity baseball
jack bushnell ride pine the whole game and then asked me for a pic
A body ride is when a person is clutched skin to skin to another person while doing the nasty.
"Man, I'd like to go on a body ride with her."
"I'd like to coincide with you on a body ride."
When a girl named Taryn is driving and her cavalier perches itself on the center console of the car to enjoy the ride
Well, Hawkeye is riding skunk again.