No Nut November

The worst time a year according to men. They are not allowed to “Jack off”

Boy-“Ugh, it’s No Nut November”
Girl-“What’s that?”
Boy-“You wouldn’t get it”

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fuzzy nuts

A guy who lurks around Canada looking for things to photograph

Hey Sofa, is that Fuzzy Nuts behind you, look he has a camera.

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nut freeze

nut freeze is when ure nuts freeze to the porch cuz ure naked in the wintertime like a dumbass.

OOH! are ure nuts frozen to the porch?
(wine from dog)
Okay i'll get a spatula.
(louder wine from dog)

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butt-nut

When a man cums in someone's anus

I had to take a dump to get rid of the butt-nut.

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Chisel Nut

A total dipshit,a moron,a dumb ass

Ken is still a Chisel Nut after all these years.

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Fag-Nut

#1 When somebody annoys you so much that the word faggot just wont cut it anymore #2 A crazy faggot hence Fag-Nut .

Angry Black Guy: Get off my bitch Fag-Nut !

Wimpy White Kid: Yo she wuz on me wikea mo fo dog you hear me out yo?

Angry Black Guy: Get yo fuckin ass outta here fag-nut !

*Kicks White Guys ass*

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nut vomit

When you vomit so hard that it hurts your nuts.

I threw up so hard I had nut vomit.

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