Random
Source Code
Random
By the dawns early light something something i cant remember this!
person 1 "hey wanna sing our amazing patriotic-all-american-music-that-says-god-bless-america?"
Person 2 "HELL NAW!"
Person 1 "why?"
Person 2 "TOO FUCKING LONG!"
Person 1 "fine then ill sing by my self. Oh say can you see -"
Person 2 "STOP IT'S WAY TOO LONG!"
In the middle of a sexual act, a gentlemen with a mustache: wearing a bow tie, panama jack hat, and a manacle, dunks both of his testicles and scrotum into the mouth of an awaiting female two times, and walks away. Those who are fortunate to view the act proclaim, “Oh shit, Earl Gray’s here!” This is a variation of what is commonly known as ‘teabagging’ . ‘Earl Gray’ is a popular brand of hot tea.
Jane: Those were some musky balls my love.
Jon: What? Those were not my balls
( a man in a bowtie, panama jack hat, and manacle is leaving through an open door )
Jon: Oh Shit, Earl Grey's here!
24👍 10👎
A term used by those 2 out of 3 lol cats that believe in Ceiling Cat and do not believe in Christianity's "God", therefore they do not use the term "OMG" a.k.a "Oh My God".
"OMCCWTFBBQ! A Capshun!" said the lol cat on icanhascheezburger.com
"OMCC (Oh My Ceiling Cat) thats one funny lol cat"
18👍 7👎
You bastards
"Oh my God they killed Kenny"
A South Park joke that is overused and is only one of many😂
8👍 2👎
When you are suprised that there is a nigger
Me: Oh my god its a nigger
Mom: ye
11👍 3👎
somthing you say when a mad ugly person taps your shoulder, and your caught by surprise.
bob: *taps mans shoulder*
Man: WHO THE F.. OH MY GOD!! TAKE A SHOWER!!
23👍 11👎
a form of lmao (laugh my ass/arse off) that can be said in real life rather than just on the internet for comical effect.
sarah: 'i saw this thing on the tv about this really fat woman who put a fish under her breasts to defrost it then forgot about it and went to the doctor complaining of a lump she feared could be cancer she could feel in her breast. the doctor pulled out the fish and told her it was ok it was just a fish'
clive:'lmao'
lmao (luh-may-oh)
6👍 27👎