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tomorrow x together is a 5 member k-pop group who you should stan. Unlike you they earn millions. The group consists of Choi Soobin (leader), Choi Yeonjun, Choi Beomgyu, Kang Taehyun, and Huening kai. They are the amazingest people in the world and are better then any other living being.
tomorrow x together is the best group and has the BEST songs, thank you.
this is when 2 people named fahim and farhan have hardcore gay sex for at least 8 minutes (they have to penetrate each other at least once, and for each penetration, they have to excrete feces when the other person's penis is inside of them). then, they suck each others cocks until their mouths are lined with poop, and then passionately kiss. however, since this is the texas variant, they use guns (any gun, preferably long ones) instead of their penises, however penises can be allowed if it is used in combination with a gun. they also have to masturbate to balanced craftwars porn. not much is known about the hebrew edition part, but it is fortold in ancient welsh legend. after they kiss, with each other's poop in each others mouth, they have to pee and ejaculate in each others mouth, first, with somebody squatting down and holding their penis back between their thighs and then peeing/ejaculating, with the other person doing the same thing. then, the person with the smaller penis (usually fahim) will insert their penis into the other person's penis. however, for extra pleasure/freakiness, the person with the larger penis can insert their penis into the smaller penis's urethra instead. once the penis is in the other person's urethra, they pee in each other's urethras. after that, they passionately suck on each other's poop covered cocks once more and then kiss. make the urethra start bleeding beforehand for extra freakiness points! then they kiss again!
fahim: yo, are you down to do the Texas Variant of the Fahim x Farhan Balanced Craftwars: Overhaul, Hebrew Edition Kiss?
farhan: *taking off pants and pulling up bcw porn* yo bet, this time it's gonna last 5 hours!
He’s my child and my child only
Lil lancer evo x go zoom vroom stututu
A man who looses sensation in their legs as a result of sitting on the toilet for too long.
Hey, did you hear about Travis? He professor X’ed himself because fell asleep while taking a shit.
elak x ilak is a ship name for an old elaklore canon ship. (no longer canon)
"I miss elak x ilak"
"Same :("
"Atleast we can still ship it!"
"Mhm!!!"
Literally a match made in heaven. I don’t see why ppl assume they aren’t compatible? So weird. They are obviously made for each other and are soulmates😍if you disagree we will start having some issues ASAP. also follow @saikiswifue on tt for some amazing content 😜and never forget, saiki solos goku 🥸
“My favorite couple is elin x saiki, wbu?”
“Same here!! They’re such a cute couple!”