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a person who masters the concept of being a fucking idiot
My boyfriend Adam Bishop is a fag bag sometimes.
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A cheap excuse for a girlfriend.
Well, the next time you talk to Jeff invite him to the party and tell him he can bring his bag of ass.
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The defintion of someone who is worse than a tool. Used to show great toolness; the tool that holds tools. Use with great brevity as to not dilute the meaning.
"Did he just say neon lit doorhandles are awesome? What a tool bag"
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Pulling the blankets or a pillow over a girl's face so you don't have to look at her.
Rick got drunk and hooked up with a real butterface, but he doggy bagged that shizzle, so it's all good.
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1. The saggy wrinkly skin around the area between your A-hole and your P-hole. Also know as nutsack and scrotum.
This area is usually infested with hair and other micro-organisms.
2. A Gucci Hand Bag
1. Usher's Gouche Bag hurts from walking too much.
2. That shemale has a Gouche Bag.
3. Kid wants to get Gouche Bagged.
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1. A combination of water and vinegar used for vaginal flushing.
2. Slang for a person (most generally a male)with the most abhorrent and annoying personal charateristics. Douchebags may possibly play rap loud music with their car windows down, wear oversized and sagging or ripped jeans, wear collars up, and wears sideways hats. Douchebags typically have low self-esteem (although appear to have an inflated ego), low IQ (alhtough think they know everything), and small penises (though are constantly talking about how large their's are). Douchbags attempt compensate for their shortcomings by their choice of vehicle. They may drive lowriders, suped-up japanese compact sedans (like in The Fast and the Furious), crotch-rockets, or lifted trucks. The demographic profile of the typical douchbag is an upper-middle class white male in his late teens to early 30s, unmarried with no children and still living at home with his parents and in a college dorm. He may hold a series of low-paying jobs and/or attend community college or a university, where he maintains a low grade point average and quite possibly is in a fraternity and/or is a "student/athlete."
"Get a life, douche bag"
K-Fed is a douche bag
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