When a male ejaculates on his finger and sticks it in a females ear
Kur: “YAAAAAAAAAAS gimme that Wet C Willy!!!!”
C Willy: “Oh you want this WETNESS!?” *ejaculates on finger and sticks in ear*
Slightly moistening the end of a straw's paper, then blowing through the straw, launching the paper, and aiming for the victim's ear cannel.
My idiot brother gave me a Tactical Wet Willy at the restaurant.
A Human Being Who is Sticky Wet,
or just a beginner
CCC 1: "why did I climb trees all day, and listen to dark music for that many hours?"
CCC 2: "Your a sticky wet cadet son."
The more advanced version of a Wet Willy. The Toasted Wet Willy is when you lick your finger, then stick it in bread crumbs and put it in someone's ear.
Did you see Kenny give Brad a toasted wet willy at lunch? It took him 15 minutes to clean out his ear.
The act of shitting your pants while sitting then sliding out of your current position like you’re going down a slide.
Man I was so lazy Sunday afternoon. I had to go to the bathroom, but instead of going I just sat on my couch and gave myself a Wet Basement MudSlide.
Wet basement mudslide meaning: shitting yourself while sitting and sliding out of your position as if you were on a slide.
When you finger someone after eating spicy food with your hands.
“Damn, Adam gave me a Mexican Wet Willy last night after we ate mango habanero wings. I had to douche with ranch to cool down.”
The act of giving a regular wet willy but instead of saliva, you stick your finger up your nose and then in the victim's ear.
Wow! Frank just gave Cassie a Mexican wet willy... He's been sick all week.