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If white people can't do it

than it was aliens

"hey those Egyptians couldn't of built it, it must of been aliens " says Jim from accounting
"yea i mean If white people can't do it now, it must of been those damn aliens" says Garry from HR

by speedybump October 19, 2019


barracks people

The civilians placed in charge of a barracks, or "bachelor enlisted quarters". Notorious for their far-reaching demands and authority, they are often avoided at all costs.

"The barracks people burst into my room again and told me I need to empty my trash."

Jon took note of the new loudspeaker/siren horn strobe combo fire alarm that had been installed in his room, free of charge. He also took note of the large pile of crumbled drywall shavings left on the floor below it. He briefly pondered whether or not this kind of shit happens in North Korean internment camps before just taking it because he has no other choice.

"What the hell? What's this paper on my desk?" SEE BARRACKS MANAGER ASAP. "My trash can isn't even half full!"

by a55hor53 May 12, 2014


crochet people

Sexy people who give the best gifts and I would literally do anything for them

Crochet people are the fittest people in earth

“Very very true, I’d hit”

by Illstickmytoesinyourface June 10, 2023


Lithuanian people

proud people that know they are better than everyone else

they also hate the Irish

Lithuanian people will get your phone number even when you didn't ask them

by Special child15 November 11, 2021


Hellcat people

Hellcat people is a term often used to define black people. These black people often drive Charger Hellcats, keep their blicky's tucked, and would most likely run from the cops.

Look at those hellcat people!

by Kus umek October 25, 2023

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people's card

In the card game President, the "Scum" and other players with bad hands containing low cards ask for players with high cards (most likely the president or vice-president) to lay down a "people's card" so that they may use some of the low cards in their hand instead of passing their turn because they have no playable cards.

Justin: "C'mon Claudia! People's card PLEASE!"
Claudia: "Sorry, all I have are these three Aces. Guess I'm president.. again. Bow to me scum."
Justin: "NO! not again!"

by hothamwater August 9, 2010


people who use gifs

Stupid people that have no life and desire to post gifs cause they were neglected as children...

I'm talking about you hutson... your one of the people who use gifs

by Xx big balls xX January 19, 2021