when your girlfriend wants you to smell her chuff after sex
'last nite barney got down there and was bloody sniffing the pig,he will get it tonight'
Mainly on a basket swing suicide pig means swinging very high on a basket swing and jump off (i made this up from an MLG peppa pig video)
I WILL NOW SUICIDE PIG OFF OF THIS SWING
A session of dirty anal soaking followed by a docking session without cleaning your dick in between.
I thought it would just be another anal soak, but when he rolled me over and docked me, the shit smears looked like a couple of chocolate-covered pigs in a blanket.
When you’re lowkey and you’re fat. Like sneaky Pete but with food instead of yo girl. That real fat ahh n*gga in yo math class.
Person 1: bro, quamel jus stole my sandwich
Person 2: his sneaky pig ass-
Person 1: I’m sayin, he always sneaking a snack or some shit-
Sneaky pig: Big ass n*gga
A form of building where the parking lot wraps all the way around it, reminiscent of a pig-in-a-blanket (where the building is the sausage, and the parking lot or drive through is the pastry that wraps around it.)
Tom: "We have a new McDonald's coming to town!"
Gina: "Downtown or in the 'burbs?"
Tom: "They're building a new pig building in the 'burbs."
An early name for technoblade, a popular minecraft youtuber who recently passed of stage 4 cancer
Rest in peace Alex "Technoblade"
Technoblade never dies because his legacy shall live forever
oh yeah, techno the pig is also his twitter @
The way Lisa Cimorelli described marriage before she was married
Christina: “You’re 28, and you’re getting married. How does it feel?”
Lisa: “It feels like an alien riding a pig through Montana.”