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Uterus Poop

It is a horrid term i said by accident when pregnant Fiance said she felt flutters, I said sounds like poop, she said its flutters In uterus, so I said then its uterus poop, so now that it means unborn child.

This uterus poop is going to be expensive...

by ItzPutney810 January 13, 2019


Poop Sack

A sack or membrane enclosure of an animal containing no less than 50% poop. An exception to this definition is the digestive gland of a mussel, where the sack most definitely look like a poop sack, therefore suck gland is referred to as the poop sack for this animal in particular.

I just ate the mussel's poop sack!

by Lolwatlol February 27, 2023


poop twin

A poop twin is when you and a friend always have to poop at the same time or around the same time

Alana: I have to poop so badly

Hayden: omg I just pooped

Alana: poop twins!!!

by nameable December 28, 2015


poop impotent

Being at your cousin's house and bragging that you're about to stink up his bathroom with a big poop but nothing comes out. You walk out of the bathroom feeling asgamed.

Sorry babe, I just can't poop on command. It takes a lot of mental preparation. I think I'm poop impotent.

by hotponyexpress October 03, 2015


Doodle Poops

Entirely unintended and supplementary post shit farting.

I thought I was done, then I went back into the bedroom and had the worst doodle poops.

by MBadgerJ March 09, 2019


Poop-Flinger

Someone who knows only how to fling insults and vulgar language in an argument (much like a monkey flings poop) rather than give their opinion in an intelligent, rational manner.

Girl One: I gave my opinion in a forum about abortion and immediately got called a Nazi and a bitch

Girl Two: What a bunch of poop-flingers!

by Kanna-Chan October 14, 2014


poop scootch

When a dog wipes its butt after going poo by dragging their butt on the ground using their two front legs.

My dog always does a poop scootch on the grass after going poo.

It is the worst when my dog does a poop scootch on my carpet/flooring.

by Marlo D December 18, 2021