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Hometero-Sexual

A Gay Person who has Sexual relations with the Opposite sex but only emotionally connects to the same sex.

Jason: Yo I fucked this chick yesterday at the party, shit was Crazy
Mike: Dude, aren’t u gay?
Jason: Nah I’m a Hometero
Mike: A Hoe-met a what???
Jason: Lmao, Hometero-Sexual, basically I’m sexually Bi but I only Date or have relationships with guys
Mike: Ohhhhh, niceeee, so ab that chick???👀👀

by Korisko August 22, 2019


sexual miss p

The most sexual female ever to grace the Lancashire town of Darwen. A woman so sexual she makes any rainy day turn to summertime. Although if you get on the wrong side of her she will sack you in the nads at a hundred meters with one of her furry slippers 🥿

The most sexual Miss P has quicker shot gun slippers than yer gran in a motorbike at Brands hatch

by The Pug Father February 6, 2020


polar-sexual

when polar bears are interested in the same gender and they have no children xd

reese0nline: you're polar-sexual?!
bernard the polar bear: yeah can we date?

by Sophie is-sleeping-in-the-nuts May 19, 2018


sexual bean

Alison VOSEY, the mega sex bean

Ooooo I’m a sexual bean

by Kit fake September 29, 2023


Porn Sexuality

It's when someone has a different sexuality for porn and usually makes someone confused about their sexuality
example: someone who usually dates guys when it comes to relationships, but will usually masturbate to straight porn.

Person 1: Yeah, my porn sexuality makes me really confused.
Person 2: I know your pain.

by Watermelon=Awesome November 14, 2017


WHISTLEBLOWER SEXUAL

Remember -SEXUAL , DASHSEXUAL being any SEXUALITY you identify as.

A WHISTLEBLOWER SEXUAL is anybody who is interested in becoming this particular kind of ENGINEER.

ER WTF!!!!!

HOMOSEXUALITY TELEPATHY.

OK, ART I realize as let's get that WHISTLEBLOWER SEXUAL on PORN as DANNY is using step by step instructions and step by step directions on how to PERFECTLY SUCK ANY PENIS and always not only give it a climax but to make it feel good perfectly knowing to follow FLORIDA step by steps and you will get it down perfectly that FELLATIO ENGINEERING.

Yep us there a TINDERBOX at it home as the WHISTLEBLOWER SEXUAL is coming to teach you the art of PILLOW TALK and ELON as who were your former WIVES as I do your VOICE the sound and DASHING PHRASEOLOGICAL FORMATIONS , IF you get mad at ANAL ALAN just tell him to go eat ALPHABET SOUP and don't drink any OF IT.

However a WHISTLEBLOWER SEXUAL has to remember one thing THE LIGHT IS NOT GAY which means you painted yourself into a corner by suggesting any kind of incarceration as you have to understand HYPOCRACY and IMPERIALISM can't be crossed with one another as ISRAEL will tell you that , RIGHT PALESTINE!!!!!!

by NOBLE PEACE SUNDER EEE December 5, 2021


Hobo-Sexual

Man who claims to be in love with you after 3 days, but is not. He’s homeless, desperate for a roof over his head.

The homeless toothless guy from San Francisco, is a Hobo-Sexual, who has lived free, leeching off many women.

by Chick a boom boom May 30, 2022