jelly roll

When you punch your ol lady in the mouth and then she gives you a blow job with her fat bloody lips.

I got me a good jelly roll from the ol lady. Then she applied peroxide to her lips.

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Slow your roll

1)To settle down

2)to stop whatever is happening that is annoying you.

Geez...Slow your roll, I will fix the damn toilet when I get to it!

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[that's how I roll]

popularized by Jack Black in his "Anchorman" cameo after he punts Baxter off the bridge.
it means "that's how I do things, if you don't like it, too bad. I am an independent person and I scoff at your preconceived notions of society."

Ron Burgundy: "wait, what are you doing?!"
(Jack Black punts Baxter, Ron's dog, off the bridge)
Jack: "That's how I roll"

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Fruit Roll-up

The act of peeling your penis from your scrotum in an upwards fashion to remove discomfort from the genitalia due to excess heat and moisture.

It was so hot out today , my co-workers thought i was masturbating because of how many times i gave my self a fruit roll-up.

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barrel roll mafia

A group of friends out of G-Town obsessed with Peppy and his magestic aura of Barrel Roll.

"Oh snap! The barrel roll mafia egged the school last night! Sweet!"

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Rolling on a bean

A line on a Kodak black song , roll in peace, this means that the pearson has a damaged kidney and is rolling on their side in pain, thus can also mean that their kidney was stolen by a lady of the night and they are planning to commit suicide

I can't even go to sleep

I'm rolling on a bean

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Steaming Tootsie Roll

A steaming tootsie roll is a combo move built off of the Cleveland steamer. After pooping on a females chest, you then make a rolling motion smearing the feces on their chest (aka. Cleveland steamer.) Following the steamer you begin to titty bang the chick. Once the titty banging is done you then ram your cock into her mouth to allow her to clean the crevases of your cock with her tongue to be free of any feces while you blow your load in her mouth.

While in Vegas for my buddies bachelor party. We cruised the strip to find a hooker that would let my pal Steaming tootsie roll her for $100 back at the hotel room. What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas

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