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A way to have safe sex without using condoms
Nick sat there in his bed, needily horny. He decided to head over to Jane's house to have some sweet oral sex. When he got there, he knocked on the door. Jane answered, and he asked "Ya wanna have oral sex? She said yeah, so they went inside her room. She pulled down his pants and boxers, revealing his throbbing cock. he pulled off her shirt and her bra, then pulled down her pants and panties. She started licking nicks throbbing cock, the started sucking it. He cummed, and she licked up every last bit of it. Then Nick started licking her pussy (vagina). Hours later, at two A.M. He said "That was almost as good as real sex!" She said "Well, lets have some real sex." He got up and did the shark on her, and he fucked her really hard afterwards. Hours later, at six A.M., he left happily.
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Used to define the foamy residue that is neither clearly identifiable as male or female secretion after sex.
Who the hell left Sex Foam on the couch again?
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a man or a woman who likes to play the sex fight game A sex fighter tries to make his/her opponent come first when he/she is fucking with her/him. If he/she does so, he/she is the winner of the sex fight game. He/she is better in bed than her/him. The loser comes first
!Sex fight has nothing to do with S/M. It's played with kisses, caresses, bites, strong prick and/or cunt pushes and a lof of dirty talking to excite your sexual opponent in order to make him/her come first. Many times the final winner comes right after his/her opponent. He/she is the winner anyway. Sex fight can be played between two persons in order to find out who is the best in bed, the horniest this time. If they have a different oppinion for something they can play sex fight, the winner decides. Yet between members of the same sex.
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A girl with a lascivious glint in her eye.
She will put out with a little work.
Used as a simple scale:
Fuck Monkey: A girl who'll fufill your every sordid whim at the drop of a hat.
Sex Pixie: as above but not as obvious in her intent.
Jessica Simpson = Sex Pixie.
Christina Aguillera = Fuck Monkey.
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The act of two people without limbs having sex. Sometimes there are people that aid the "nuggets." They are called "nugget helpers" or "McNuggets" more commonly on the streets.
Ryan: Man.. I was watchin' these two nuggets goin' at it last night... I just...
Ari: Dude. What the fuck is wrong with you? Who watches nugget sex anymore?
Bert: Fuckin' pole smoker.
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As coined by Pamela Stephenson Connolly in: http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/2009/feb/19/sexual-healing-pamela-stephenson-connolly , trophy sex is when a woman just enjoys the chase of courtship and conquest. Once she has sex with her prey, her interest in him is killed. AKA a man eater.
Paris Hilton is all about trophy sex. She chews 'em up and spits 'em out!
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Having kinky sex with strangers, freinds or groups in a hotel room during a Anime, Fantasy or Sci-Fi convention. Anime fans don't like to talk about Con Sex, but it happens all the time especially at the larger conventions. Some Anime fans come to cons just for the sex, the kinkier or weirder the better.
Cosplay is a big part of Con Sex, and S&M and Bukkake can easily happen during Con Sex orgies.
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Did you hear about the Sailor Moon Con Sex orgy at DragonCon this year?
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