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When one stares at their reflection so long they develop a severe admiration of what they see in the mirror. This severe admiration becomes a "mirror fuck" when they give themselves a once over and it looks like they're raping their reflection with their own eyes.
I looked so hot right before I left my house, that I mirror fucked myself for about 20 minutes before I finally left to go to the club!
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Where a guy has the girl push her boobs together while his penis is between the breast, then squeeze lotion, and fuck the shit outa them titties.
Man, I wanna tittie fuck Mary, she got some tig o' biddies
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I was getting really frustrated with my homework so I said "fuck that shit."
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To put make your hand in the shape of a pistol (Thumbs up, Index and middle finger out) and then finger a girl from behind (2 fingers in snatch and thumb in the butt). Almost always done from a doggy-style position. Usually accompanied by pulling hair for a more degrading experience.
Person 1: So man does she like it nasty or what?
Person 2: Hell yeah, I grabbed on and pistol fucked her for an hour.
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What a Marine says when he is totally and wholly pissed the fuck off at the Marine Corps.
It is friggin hot, sand in my ass and treeless here. "Fuck the Suck" I am ready to go home to kick Jodi's ass and get Suzi Q back."
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something that's messed up, or something that didn't go right
That's really fucked up!
You completely fucked up this time!
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