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A gigantic, usually pretty loud fart that comes out multi-tiered, starting out extremely wide and becoming more narrow towards the end of the fart, feels like it's shaped almost like a wedding cake
I woke up to a nice wedding cake fart this morning, I felt pretty invigorated.
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Katie: Lets eat some cake
Megan: I'm up for that
The Next Morning...
Katie: Mann i ate wayy to much cake last night.
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In Japan, a women over the age of 25 are often seen as used goods by Japanese men (Much like Christmas cake is "no good" after the 25th of December).
As a result, single Japanese women over 25 will often find a foreign partner, since Japanese men are no longer interested in them.
- "He loves his Christmas cake girls"
- "Shes a Christmas cake girl"
- "Since hes a Japanese guy, he wont be interested in her because shes old enough to be a Christmas cake girl"
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Paddy Caking is when you're doing a girl doggy style, and while your still inside her, you start playing Paddy Cake on her ass.
My girlfriend slapped me across the face after I started Paddy Caking her.
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When a male defecates on a females chest and then follows this up with placing cum on top of said shit thus making a chocolate crap cake with cum frosting.
John: Hey dude, did you bang that girl last night?
Bob: Yeah and after she fell asleep I left a big Chocolate Cake with Frosting on her chest!
John: Oh man, that's gnarly, I feel bad for her.
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The act of ejaculating on a partner's body, then wiping it up with your hand and slapping them in the face.
Yo this bitch wouldn't let me give her a facial, so i gave her a patty cake creampie instead.
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