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Fire alarm dragon

wen two guys get get naked during sprinkles from fire and start flapping around like a fish and jacking off eachothwr so cum become part of sprinkler

man me and jonny really fire alarm dragon ed all over the elderly home

by narutouzumakisstepmom January 3, 2022


dragon wolf

Dragon wolf is Paul, the most badass motha fucka on the block, catch him in the day blazing the mountains, and at night Drifting the most treacherous mountains known to man howling good squad at the moon.

Look at pscud the dragon wolf poon slayer getting sideways.

by Yusogayy July 16, 2014


dragon-shrek

someone that thinks he can pull huns when in actual fact is just being used for his tapper thats fading away.

dragon-shrek thinks hes all that.

by stinawaditina September 18, 2022


Monkey D. Dragon

Dragon is Luffy’s Father and the Son of Monkey d. Garp (Known as Luffy’s Grandpa). Hes birthday is in October 5. Voiced by Hidekatsu Shibata (Toei Animation), Bryan Massey (Funimation) Hes the Leader of the Revolution army which is aimming to take down the World Government. Dragon is known as the “World Worst Criminal”. He is mysterious. Hes from the anime called “One piece”. Most people know that Sabo (Luffy’s Brother) Is in the Revolution army with he's father. No one knows too much about him.

Monkey D. Dragon is so cool!
Monkey D. Dragon saved Luffy.

by imactuallysocoolsorry April 4, 2021


cumpernoocle dragon

when you cum in a girl then flip her upside down and put a straw in her vagina and pour gasoline in it then you drink you cum and gasoline and have a lighter in front of your mouth so when you spit it out you breath fire

bro, yesterday I lit my girl on fire with the cumpernoocle dragon technique

by carvindragon September 27, 2018


Cranberry Dragon

Def: A sexual act involving painful anal sex that usually ends with blood leaking from the anus of the penetrated partner.

"Last night I gave my girl a Cranberry Dragon and she's still not walking right today."

by ELRooo February 3, 2010


In my blood by imagine dragons

Ah, in my blood by imagine dragons. As you may know, Lisa cimorelli claims that "she has never heard this song before." Many people choose to believe that's not true. This is an iconic line and will haunt Lisa Cimorelli till she grows old. Hopefully one day she'll do a cover but I dont think it's in her blood to do it.

"In my blood by imagine dragons? I'VE NEVER HEARD THAT SONG BEFORE!!"

by laurencimswife December 7, 2020