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1. Occurring, arriving, acting, or done after the scheduled, expected, or usual time; late
2. moving or acting slowly; slow
3. Arriving late no matter how certain the person is of making it on time.
Synonyms:
1. slack. 3. dilatory.
Antonyms:
1. prompt.
Tom - " The party starts at 6pm so we better tell Eric to leave by 5:30.
Bill - "don't forget to account for Finch Time. You better tell him the party starts at 5:00pm"
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What should be another way to say that you want head.
I love getting FACE TIME when shes on her period.
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A phrase you use if you have no father, live in your mom's basemen lt. Get no bitches, has never touched grass, if you ever use this word ever you should probably discontinue your life indefinitely. I'm not joking
"Story time?"
- Die... immediately
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A time of year that is extremely magical and exciting when you're young, then becomes less exciting as you get older.
ages 1-5: Believe in santa, super excited, everything is new and magical, get a ton of gifts
ages 6-10: May or may not still believe in santa, still get a lot of gifts, very exciting.
ages 11-15: Don't believe in santa, thus the excitement factor is reduced greatly. Christmas is starting to seem more like a routine.
ages 16 and beyond: Christmas is nothing new, your parents give you less because you're older. YOU actually are expected to get others gifts. Wish you could go back to being a little kid on christmas.
6 year old at christmas time: "Santa is coming soon! I'm so excited! I wonder if he'll bring me a race car that I asked for!"
17 year old at christmas time: Studying for finals, Christmas comes and all they get are socks.
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One who posts about past events on social media sites in order to:
1) Insinuate he or she is better than you
2) Feel better about him or herself
Time Traveler example: "In 2013 I bought a house, met the man of my dreams, got accepted to law school and moved to Denver. Here's to an even better year in 2014!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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coincidental timing so perfect so as to be extremely rare in real life yet such things occur quite frequently in sitcoms
I was asking a coworker how tickets for the outing will be distributed when my manager, with sitcom timing, walks up and hands us the tickets.
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