Always making excuses, known as mr Excuseman, always unreliable at doing things, so he is known as Mr Unreliable for that. Always useless at everything so he is also known as mr useless for that. And chris is Hopless and he will be mr Hopless for that
Hey Chris, why didn’t you come to training today?
Chris: because I had to wait for my clothes in the washing machine.
Shut up Mr Excuseman, mr unreliable, mr useless and me Hopless
Chris is the guy I cheated on my now ex-boyfriend with. Chris has an even bigger dick and has incredible stamina. While smooth to the touch, he fucks you rough and like he's from the city even though he lives in the suburbs. Pounded me violently on the trampoline graduation night. Lives next to Ryan but I don't dare tell Ryan because he will get jealous. Never spill.
"Chris since you already raped Angelina will you do it to me?"
"Yeah babe ill do anything for you"
"Thanks Daddy"
Chris is a sexy ass nigga he has a way with the ladies but his heart is set on one person (mya) girls want him niggas wanna be him but that shit will never happen because he is the original
Chris you wanna go to movies?
Hall Of Fame Builder in Fortnite. 99 Overall with all the badges. Likes to have sexual intercourse with bitches that have HIV.
I get 19304949 kills in fortnite ~Chris
Verb
The action of re-sending the same memes to the group chat, forgetting that you had sent them just previously
“You already sent that, stop Chrissing”
hes the best boyfriend to ever have in the whole entire universe i love him so much he is best and better than all of you you will never compete with how great he is.
“ im better than chris !!”
shut yo bitch ass up hes far superior to you