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When a sodomist has removed his penis from his lover's anus only to find it covered in feces. Enemas are your friend. I gots shit on mah dick.
Oh man, when I pulled it out it was half brown from the top down!
Why is our toilet plunger half brown from the top down?
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one of the 4 men involved in a mystical thing called the giant circle.
Hey man giant circle tonight!
No man, top hat eye patch man already gave me a great time last week.
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to top something you recently did with something even better, thus giving people something to look forward to.
Are you going to top over the pop mock yofo your gig next year and give an even greater concert?
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a reality tv show that "searches for new zealand's next top model" by having them do different photoshoots, all while hardly dressed or naked so the world can drool over the girls which understandably and/or potentially ruins relationships the girls are in.
did you see last night's episode of new zealand's next top model?! oh yeah! Micheala posed naked?? It's a shame. I don't think her bf will stay with her after half the world's seen her naked before he did. They'd been together for so long too. Why can't NZNTM just have the girls do normal modeling instead of this stuff and ruining what virtue the girls have?
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The proposed title to the sequel of the movie "Top Gun", referencing the homosexual overtones of the original.
Have you seen Top Gun 2: Power Bottom? It's even fruitier than the original, and the original was super gay.
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riding up to the rail, jumping with a 180 spin and landing one foot on the rail crooked so it looks flat then jumping to another 180landing one foot in a fishbrain an the other in front so the people can see the inside of your foot
te guy over there did an insane ally-oop fishbrain to top acid
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The man sits on the woman with his testicles covering her eyes, he puts his penis in her mouth whilst pooing on her head.
James gives a great blind mans top hat
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