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They never last.
"He's probably cheating on me" said the girlfriend (she was cheating on him)
"should include the word being defined" said the crybaby. "Fine" said the me.
Girlfriends (u see whats coming)
When in a three-way, or group sex situation, when you pull out of one persons ass and shove your dick straight into someone else's mouth.
I saw the dick headed for my face, so I opened my lips. But I never would have done it, had I known it had just pulled out of someone's ass; and was in the middle of a U-Turn.
When a man sticks his penis into someone’s nostril and ejaculate causing the semen to shoot out the other nostril.
“Hey Jim, did you give Kyle a U-TURN last night”
When one is about to finish and the male or female then turns the guys dick on him, causing him to finish on himself.
Robert: Wtf why did you just U-turn me?!?!
Julia: I thought thats what you wanted me to do sorry.
When a man (someone else can do it for you too) shoves your own dick up your ass hole.
Oh hey Jackson, do you wanna help me with this U-Turn?
I'm exploring my sexuality, so I'm going to U-Turn myself.
A dude with a messed up ahh peter whacker that curves too much
Girl: How much it curve
Boy: This a whole u-turn shawty
Every dimension collapses into itself and the person who said ur mom "mega" gay or ur dad "mega" lesbian is thrown inside the collapsing dimensions while the person who said no mega u receives a free planet with bitches and cocaine where he does whatever he wants
Someone: "ur mom MEGA gay"
You: "no MEGA u"
*Everything disapears