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Wars that happen on a playground, usually a school playground at recess period. They are wars between micro nations that claim land on the playground and some can turn violent. (I know that all too well.) They form a government with different ranks and military ranks, send out spies, and plan revolutions and alliances more often that you would think. They also slap names on places in the playground, buy land, and all that. The most important land is determined by how many battles were fought there. Me and my friends used to do this and there was a tall tower, everyone fought over it which resulted in a lot of violence.
The recess wars are ending forever now!
The recess wars got a little to out of hand…
When a girls teeth are so bad, it looks like they are having a big fight in her mouth. Just like they are having a civil war in her mouth.
She's hot but had some serious civil war mouth.
Group of wanna be religious extremists. They believe high speed kit and shot timers make you gunfighters
Cringy Canadian reservists types who thinks Jesus loves terrorists
You hear about those war doll guys? Hahah who?
Yeah that’s what I though
When you vape with a light saber in your mouth and than start masturbating with Darth Vader and Yoda
Craig- Dude wanna play Yugio or Russian Rulet?
Theo- Wanna play Star wars motherfucker?
Craig- No yodas green little dick has pointy ears
Star wars is one of the best sagas ever created by george lucas in 1973.
The saga was sadly completely ruined and destroyed by disney in 2012 when george lucas decided to sell the rights to star wars.
This is very apparent in the lightsabers. If you compare a lighsaber in Star Wars The Force Awakens which was produced by disney with Star Wars The Phantom Menace where obi wan sliced darth maul in half with a single slice while in The Force Awakens where the character Fin gets a lightsaber cut by Kylo ren over his back which should have sliced his body in half but no all that happened is that he lays in a hospital bed for a couple of days.
Person 1: Hey you know star wars?
Person 2: Yeah sad Disney ruined it.
A long time ago in a galaxy far far away...
FRIEND: wanna know what happened a long time ago?
ME: It's "a long time ago in a galaxy far far away".
FRIEND: bruh not Star Wars references again.
ME: at least its not cringe bee jokes.
A franchise that tells stories about various terrorists teaming up with a cult of space wizards who go up against their galaxy spanning government, where the entire fan base argues with each other about retarded opinions that make no sense and some fans who send death threats to people who like a different movie than them.
"Hello There" - Jesus Christ (19BBY)
Star Wars