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Someone who’s brain would resemble a raw chicken breast: smooth and pink
“I could never get on academic honor roll, I got that chicken breast brain.”
A bucket used to make clean up easier if someone dies and their Brain fell out because brains are hard to clean up.
The medic was Glad that the motorist was wearing a brain bucket because it made it easier to clean up his brains.
I now realize I haven't been properly counting the parts... So, this is whatever part we're at now.
Cain "I HAVE A CHALLENGE!"
God "Okie dokie."
Cain "I will retrieve a thing and Abel will retrieve a thing and then you will decide which of the things is the best thing!"
God "Sounds fun."
Cain "Let's go Abel." *Grabs Abel*
Abel "Ow... I'm coming... Jeez..."
*Later in the forest*
Cain "Where in the hell did Abel run off to..." 🤔
Snake "If you're looking for your brother he's already left to bring his offering to God."
Cain "Damn! I still haven't found a thing... Wait, who are you?"
Snake "My name is *Snake* Er... Shit...😮 💨 God damn it..."
Cain "You're not a snake tho-"
Snake "I KNOW 😖👌... What I am not. 😤 Ok... I heard about your little game and I'd like to help. Here. Take it." 😈
Cain "A cube?"
Snake "Yup. Cube. That idiot's first choice ALWAYS cube. With this, you'll win. Without a doubt."
Cain "Really? Great! Thanks Snake!" *runs off*
Snake "My name isn't... 😮 💨 God damn it..."
*Back at the farm*
Cain "I have returned! And here is my offering! BEHOLD!!! A CUBE!" 😁
God "Oh, well alright. That's pretty good man. Abel? Whatcha got?"
Abel "Um... Well... Orb?"
God "OH NO WAY! ORB!? Yeah that's tight. Abel wins. Definitely."
Abel "AAAYY!!"
Cain "Wh... What? How? How could I lose!?"
God "Well, I mean, if you would have brought the orb you would have won, right?"
Cain 😾 *Stares at Abel*
God "Now, you got that look in your eye that a cat gets when it's about to-"
Snake "HOW'D YOU LIKE YOUR CUBE JACKASS!? AHAHAHAHAHA! You DID choose the cube ri-HOLY SHIT!!! 😱 Did you see that guy just mangle the other dudes brain cage!? Oh! That is gruesome! Were you about to say 'fuck the shit out of somebody'? Because that... That is what that guy just did to THAT guys cranium. WOW!"
God "Aw, come on *Snake* Er..." 😳
Snake "Ohohoho! It's not *Snake* remember? Remember that thing you did? It's Snake now! Ahahahahahaha!"
God 😮 💨
Snake "I mean you had to have known right? Would the other one have killed THAT one if HE would have lost? Just let him win! God... You and your orb obsession I swear..."
God "I... Was hoping I was wrong..."
A kickass song by Budgie made in the 70s which was later covered in the mid 80s by Metallica. Both versions KICKASS
Wow, I really love the song Crash Course In Brain Surgery, it kicks ass
Where u buy a brain licker and start to suck on it slowly but sexy and with prestigious manner.
Or you love big cum ridden cock
Aw that kid is such a brain licking lad
A teacher who’s to-do list is never ending so their memory is awful and they are constantly forgetting stuff
I totally forgot about that meeting! Ugh, teacher brain.
Hey, it does tingle! How did you know!?
Hym "Hey! I do get brain tingles! But um.... I don't know 🤷 I hope not. I don't generally orchestrate clown assassinations like that... Like... My clown army should be bringing people to my lair so I can use them to lure Batman to me. That's not how this is supposed to work. 🤷 I mean, yeah it's better than being almost homeless. I learned that if I get evicted I will lokely be unable to get an apartment ever again and that's... um... Good to know I guess. Uh, I mean things are still pretty much the same here. Everyone I meet knows everything I do as I do it so that's a little disconcerting. Family is still shit. I won't hear from them until April and when I get there it's going to be no different than losten to my coworkers talk shit.... Except with booze. Which is objectively better. Yeah, you know, I would do the Patreon thing but it would be weird for me to be like 'Hey guys! I'm Hym! Do you know who Hym is? The most prolific writer of the modren age? That's me! I'm the guy!' and it just kind of defeats the purpose of what I'm doing here.... I appreciate you though👍"