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bong hits 4 jesus

Bong hits for Jesus is a banner displayed on Telivision in Juneau, Alaska. The student who held the banner sued the school in Morse v Fredrick
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P1: Hey did you here about Bong hits 4 jesus?
P2: Yeah that guy was using free speech
P1: No he was violating the School drug use code

by Thataso March 21, 2007

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Sweet Zombie Jesus

Zombie Lord who will eat your brains; also the name of the band who represent his music/art/clothing line/religion.

"Sweet Zombie Jesus will eat your brains"

by Dirty Joe June 14, 2004

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Jesus Christ in crotchless panties

exclamation, Used after something's gone extremely shitto.

Jesus Christ in crotchless panties that fucking hurt! I just sat on a red hot fire poker and slid all the way down!

by Jaggo March 22, 2004

83๐Ÿ‘ 39๐Ÿ‘Ž


jesus vs a black hole

The ultimate showdown.

What will decide the end of the universe? The jesus vs a black hole battle.

by wtfersdf August 31, 2006

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Sweet Jesus on a Waffle Cone

normally screamed when you want something. Used by stephen colbert.

'Sweet Jesus on a Waffle Cone, please tell me!!!!!'

by MaximumOverdrive October 9, 2008

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jesus tap dancing christ

blasphemous, explitive, expression of disgust, or frustration. may be used in place of explitives such as 'god damn it.'

"what, I have to provide an example, jesus tap dancing christ!"

by slaingod July 2, 2006

43๐Ÿ‘ 18๐Ÿ‘Ž


jesus christ in a cardigan sweater

a statement of disbelief or outrage. Goes on the same turf as "Christ on a cracker!" or simply "Jesus Christ!" Or the better "Jesus H. Christ!" Simply putting Jesus in a cardigan sweater makes it that much more of an animated phrase.

Chrystal found out she had to work late tonight and exclaimed, "Jesus Christ in a cardigan sweater!"

Christina casually browsed the clothing rack and noticed a pair of jeans that were $300 and shouted "Jesus Christ in a cardigan sweater, who the hell would pay that much for these!?"

by Robert Barnett August 16, 2006

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