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The reason that so many guys have begun to love their Xbox 360/PS3 more than their girlfriends. The leading cause of breakups in the UK, France, the United States, Canada, and Puerto Rico.
Girl (ex: Betty) "Why don't you ever text me any more?"
Guy (ex: Nathaniel) "I found a new love. Her name is Modern Warfare 2. Her parents are Infinity Ward and Activision. Tejbz said this would happen."
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Get on your feet! Naptime is over! With the quickness, can I get a witness like Jehovah? AMEN!
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The speed at which one subject farts......there is a time gap......then the fart is heard. That time is know to be Mach 2.
IT IS THE TIME THAT IT TAKES A FART TO ENTER EAR AFTER LEAVEING BUTT. note: it is on every fart.
joe:(farts) safety, no blitz, no bonus!!!!!
jeremy: don't say all that hubba bubba, just say mach 2
joe: your awsome
jeremy: i know
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When you got the girl or guy you wanted but you also got their sibling or friend as well.
Floyd: So I've got Michelle, but I've also got her sister Natalia as well.
Tony: That's an awesome 2 for 1 deal, bro.
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When your legs fall asleep while taking a dump. Just like Murtaugh in Lethal Weapon 2.
Man I just had an awesome Lethal Weapon 2. I could barely get off the toilet seat.
That was a great Lethal Weapon 2. I almost had to call you in to help me up.
Wow that was a Lethal Weapon 2 dump. I almost had to call in the bomb squad.
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An activity participated by most teenagers all over Northern Ontario. It is the long weekend in may where teenagers meet up and stay in the bush all weekend and get completely shit faced. They also have campfires and sleep in tents.
Fuck yeah bud, im so excited for may 2-4 im going to get fucked up.
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