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A term referring to a man's reproductive gland (a cock).
My love rocket blasted off into Suzie's coochie nebula last night, bong!!!!
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A big circle of lights made by the president using a blue rabbit man and the corpse of Jesus Christ that makes the person inside really damn lucky.
Johnny Joestar: no you can't hoard the corpse all for yourself
Funny Valentine: haha love train go brrrrr
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True Love is what happens when you meet the person that G*d meant you to be with. When you get to know them, you will realize you always knew them since you can remember and that your lives were exactly parallel. You were growing up with them in the spirit before you met physically. Your hands and bodies will look and fit together like puzzle pieces. When you touch, you will experience physical sensations that one might call spiritual like burning and vibrations and magnets. This person can make you happy and feel a deep joy deep in your bones. You will literally hear what they're heart whispers and be able to respond accordingly. You will share dreams. The relationship will have a life all it's own, you won't have to try for it, struggle to keep it, it will be easy and content. This person will move move mountains to find you and keep you. You will work like clockwork together. Love making will be amazing and mind blowing, this person will know exactly what, when and how to be with you romantically. No one will ever compare to this person or come close. This person will have the same goals and values, beliefs and dreams for a better life and you never had to tell them. There will be doors that open for you both to succeed. Never let this person go.
"If there is a G*d, that couple was made for each other, that, or they were made in a lab."
"Oh, that's Samuel and Josie, they aren't married yet, but it totally seems like it, right?!"
(Everyone wherever you go)
"Awwwww, that's true love and I can tell because I feel it too and I'm just walking by, they are so cute OMG, I want that too, awwww the world has some redeeming qualities after all."
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your first love is the one person whom an innocent falls recklessly in love with him/her, and a rantipole (I.e. reckless, young person) falls silently in love with this person. your first love is gonna pierce your heart, mind, and soul. it’s when you do something out of your comfort zone, when you feel the most alive, when he/she makes you feel complete, or it’s when you feel at bay, like your demons can’t scare you, like you can conquer the world. your first love, is your epic love, it might not be your true love, but you’re lucky if it is. if you lose them, you’ll spend months, or maybe even years, trying to forget what they mean to you, denying the feelings you have. Eventually, something will happen, and you’ll stop denying it, trust me, don’t fight your heart. Stop denying yourself that love, stop feeding yourself that lie that, “I don’t love him/her” when all your heart is telling you is to run to him/her. your first love is real and you’re truly lucky if your first love is your true love.
He was my first love.
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Gangster: This is about something you wouldn't understand, little man. This is about... thuggin love.
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A truly underrated sexbomb pornstar.
Person 1: Hey, do you know any good-looking pornstars that I can masturbate to?
Person 2: Tracy Loves. She'll do it.
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a scottish man's ejaculation. considered to be of a greater consistency than a lesser man's semen.
his kilt came off and he got love haggis all in my hair! it took three washings to get out!
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