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chocolate-dipped strawberry

When a woman sticks her bloody finger up your arse, and then licks it clean.

"That sick bitch down the hall is enjoying a chocolate-dipped strawberry."

by WylieMcGuire September 4, 2008

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Stirring the chocolate porridge

A variation of the deviant sexual act of dumping on someones chest. Stirring the chocolate porridge involves defacating on your partners chest and then ejucalating into it. Once your partner has this juicy mix all over their chest you mix it around with your hard cock in order to heighten your sexual experience

I had fun stirring the chocolate porridge all over jenny's breasts last night

by freddy got bumbled August 27, 2009

6๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


chocolate cream surprise

the action of taking a shit in her mouth and making her throw up on her tits and then titty fuck her and cum all on her chest then spoon feed it to her

I gave her a chocolate cream surprise last night

by jimlustylip September 15, 2010

6๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


chocolate tea bag

When you wipe someone's ass with your nutsack.

Hey Charlie, your ass is rather in need of a chocolate tea bag!

by Steele Bro's March 6, 2008

5๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Chocolate Loch-Ness

When one completes a bowel movement that is of such a length that one end extends above the surface of the water in the toilet bowl resembling the ubiquitous grainy photo of the mythical Scottish Leviathan.

I just ate 90 chicken wings. I bet you twenty dollars that tomorrow's morning dump will be a chocolate Loch-Ness.

by shitty wizard February 27, 2011

5๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


chocolate bandit mask

A choclate bandit mask is When a burgler breaks into your house and you overcome him and then fuck him and shit on his eyes and smash it in the form of a mask.

Police Officer: What happend here?
House owner: He broke into my house
Police officer: Then what?
House owner: I overcame him and gave him a chocolate bandit mask
Police officer: Thats hot as fuck
House owner: Do you want a chocolate bandit mask

by CHocolate kingman September 6, 2015

5๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


chocolate ho-ho

slang term for an anal sex where the receiving partner begins to shit as soon as the giver cums

man you said that bitch was nasty but i didna know she did the chocolate ho-ho!

by pappy July 18, 2004

5๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž