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porch day

An outdoor Friday afternoon gathering to celebrate what is best about America, the world, and life.

We threw a porch day today. It involved a two-story beer bong, four kegs, and an inflatable slide the size of a house.

by pluralist8 February 12, 2011

92πŸ‘ 99πŸ‘Ž


Demon Days

While many believe this to be the second album by Gorillaz, there were actually two other albums released in between the time from the first album's release, and Demon Days. First there was G-sides, which is a collection of extra tracks and b-sides, and then there was Lakia Come Home, which was a collaberation between the Spacemonkeys and Gorillaz.

Kid: "omgs liek haev u herd teh new gorillaz albmu demon days?"
Person: "yeah it's pretty cool, I still like G-sides better though."
Kid: "wuts g-siedz?"
Person: "The second Gorillaz album, biznatch!"

by Saint Erotic December 15, 2005

28πŸ‘ 24πŸ‘Ž


Milk Day

The third monday of January that is the U.S. Federal Holiday for milk.

Milk day fell on 1/16/2012.

"what's MLK day? is it milk day? I think they forgot the "I" in milk #confused #????" - @AlexEbinger via twitter

"What is this MLK Day I'm reading about? Milk day?" - @Koji_Katsuragi via twitter

by slartbarg January 17, 2012

7πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


gangster day

When you and all of your friends dress up as gangsters. International gangster day is February 24th.

Bob: Hey Fred, you ready for international gangster day next week? Me and the boys already bought ourselves Du rags on Amazon yesterday.
Fred: sure am Bob! Don’t forget the fake chains and saggy jeans!

by joemammahgangster December 30, 2021

8πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Green Day

a) a day spent smoking weed.

b) an Oakland, CA-based pop-punk/punk rock band. Green Day hit the local club scene in 1989 as the 3 man line-up consisting of Bille-Joe Arstrong (lead vocals, guitar), Mike Dirnt (vocals, bass) and Tre Cool (vocals, drums). After 2 albums released on indie record label Lookout! Records, they hit the mainstream after signing to Reprise and releasing 'dookie' in 1994 then hit it big again 10 years later with 'American Idiot'. They are often referred to as the godfathers of pop-punk and one of the best live bands in the world today.

Their fan base is diverse but can be put into 3 general categories:

1. Teeny Boppers - young fans who only know of 'American Idiot' onwards and go mental when the hear the song Longview thinking it's a new song!

2. Uber-punk assholes - the fans who hate teeny boppers for not pre-knowing Green Day's back catalogue and listen to the older - still great but less skillful - material out of protest. The ones you'll hear refer to the band as sell outs because they did well.

3. The Green Day fan - the fans who worship these rock gods for doing whatever the fuck they want, be it 2:30 min punk blasts, a 3 act concept album, a new wave side-project or a punk-rock opera. They get that a band (now 20 years old) will try new things and aren't trying to please every hardcore fan but try and produce the best music they can.

a) yesterday was a green day. Got totally baked.

b) I saw Green Day live. They were FUCKING AWESOME!!!

by TheKazooKing May 25, 2009

6πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Green Day

A band that was used to be good but now sucks. Older fans think the younger fans don't know them for there last 2 albums but that's bullshit, I'm a younger fan and my first green day album was dookie.

Old fan- you don't really like green day you've only listened to there new stuff

me- shut the fuck up I hate the new stuff, my favorite albums dookie.

by Xtrem15 December 30, 2010

6πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Mother's Day

A holiday in which mothers can prance around the house and get whatever they want and still treat you like shit.

Thanks hallmark for inventing Mother's Day so that you can make money off of our guilt!

by MatthewsLuke May 8, 2016

7πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž