a dumb bitch, whore, slut, penis, cock, motherfucker... but with nice tits
whoa! that girl has the phattest most juiciest titties iβve ever seen! she must be a dirty ryleigh
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An alcoholic beverage comprised of one part PBR and one part Old Style. Originated at Western Illinois University in Macomb, the dirty hamper achieved official status when it was added to the beer menu at the local Buffalo Wild Wings.
"I'd like a beer that's award-winning AND tastes like grandpa. Bartender, make me a Dirty Hamper!"
"All we got left in the fridge is a couple of stray tall boys. lets make some dirty hampers!"
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A dirty Paul is when you have a dairy intolerance and poop your pants randomly without control during sex
I just gave her a dirty Paul and it was messy
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A "Dirty Erich' is accomplished with one man, two girls.
First both the women compete for who 'gets the load' then the other swaps it between them while kissing.
Man, I banged these two babes last night and they asked for a dirty erich!!!! I was SO pleased!
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When you have period sex and she gets blood on her fingers and puts two stripes under your eyes and shouts 'hut hut'
Jimmy got Dirty Lisa'd last night and loved it.
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(v.) β an act of daring intimacy. (1) Pursuant to heavy petting our lady, of her own volition, anoints her mammarian protuberances with copious amounts of water-soluble petroleum jelly. Upon removing her gentlemanβs codpiece she titty-fucks the hell out of him until the ebb and flow of pearly treasures doth mar her ample bosom. Now post haste, in an ecstatic moment of grace freely given, ladyluck sponges the jus dβamour with her long and bountiful mane, baring cheeks red with rosy dawn. Then grace, not having satisfied her thirst, the Magdalene lapβs love excess from her soiled locks with a rueful smile.
(2) after giving your lady friend the titty bang-bang (with tits nice and lubed), she uses her own hair to wipe up jizz necklace and then licks it out of her hair.
After a night unrestrained consumption, Jack finally persuades Jill to perform the dirty Magdalene.
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when a male boner enters the mouth and clears its way through also knows as the "the dirty portsmouth". This may cause sever choking or death.
Kevin : dudeee you get a blow job from kelsey?
Hyunchang : yea man but they now call it the "the dirty portsmouth"
Victor :AHHHYEAH!
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