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When you want to sleep. Go to bed early.
Luis and Mallory will be checkered ducks tonight.
An expression being the nicer way of dropping the F bomb. Especially created for children, letting your anger out can be said in a sweeter form.
I just dropped my icecream sundae! DUCK DUCK DINOSAUR!
Did you just step on my shoe? DUCK DUCK DINOSAUR!
Atmosphere duck is a racist, derogatory, term for Canadian men. When said to Canadian men it is taken as seriously offensive. NEVER SAY THIS TO A CANADIAN MALE.
You atmosphere duck, probably just gonna go drink some fucking maple syrup or some shit.
A metaphor for something recognizable but which cannot possibly be that thing. Implies that you should be careful of the thing, precisely because it cannot be what you recognize it to be.
If, however, you are encountering something that quacks like a duck and looks like a duck and craps like a duck swirling around Jupiter’s Great Red Spot, the one thing you should definitely conclude is that you’re not dealing with a duck. In fact, you should probably back away slowly and keep your distance until you figure out what you are dealing with, because there’s no f*cking way a duck could have evolved in the Jovian atmosphere. You are encountering a Jovian Duck. gently edited from Peter Watts
the best duck clicker fps platformer rpg game ever made by a teenager with nothing else to do with their life
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